How to Run Away From A Toilet 1. You start to run to a tree.
How to get Over a Fear of Spiders 1. Jump over a spider.
How to Taste A Raibow 1. Find a rainbow. 2. Lick it.
How to Eat Layzah Sucka 1. Stand in front of a guy with a laser blaster. 2. Tell him to fire. 3. Make sure you are hit by the blast.
How to Eat A Sausage 1. Eat it.
How to Eat 1. Have food. 2. Pick it up, using either your hands or silverware when appropriate. 3. Get the food into your mouth. 4. Chew, if necessary. 5. Swallow. 6. Repeat steps 2-5 until you have finished eating.
How to Eat A Apple 1. Eat it.
How to Be Hyper 1. Eat sugar 2. Run around like an idiot
How to I Forgot 1. I forgot. 2. Wait, I remember. 3. Dang it, I forgot again.
How to livvveeeeee 1 hahaa ur already live 2 dont die. Tips * srsly dont die…lol
How to drink milk 1. Pick up a glass of milk. 2. Drink it. I’d love it if some random troller created all of these articles…
How to get rid of bugs 1. Tell the bugs their car is being towed
that would be funny- but it would also cause a lot of trouble x[
I’m working on them right now.
They’re gonna be all Rising Stars and Featured Articles.
How to Be A Bieber! 1. You sing like when Miley Cyrus eats too much Hot Cheetos. 2. You dance like a constipated Kobe Bryant. 3. You are the size of JKL1234 when he was 12-13. 4. You have an epic rap battle with Beethoven.
How to Be A Catholic Ninja Rapper Superhero 1. Improve your Catholic skills. 2. Improve your Ninja skills. 3. Improve your Rapper skills. 4. Improve your Superhero skills.
It would be funny, but annoying to.
