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Before someone else made this now imma gonna get it a going again! So ya a person asks u something and you gotta make up and excuse why you did or didn’t do it! I’ll start. Why did I break my face?

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Because I was busy making breakfast Why can’t I see my best friend until next month.

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Because you didn’t see her last month Why do I like watching My Teen Is Pregnant And So Am I?

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because they see you and they are so beautiful Why was Wikihow invented.

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Because Jack is amazing! Why am I so worried?

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Because your boyfriend may be ditching you Why do I hate sheep and pigs?

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Because I used to live on a farm (not legit) Why do I hate having braces?

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Because ur x wears braces. Why don’t you call me?

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Because I don’t know your grandmother’s name Why don’t you have dumplings for tea every Thursday ?

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Because only Americans have those Why won’t my foot stop itching?

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Because I didn’t want it to. Why can’t I be a good editor on wikiHow? Just kidding XD

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Because it goes against all you principles Why can’t I have my hair dyed green?

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because your hair is already green Why did you break my nose!

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Because it was in the way of my fist Why is the “Powered by Vanilla” sign at the bottom of the screen?

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Cause I love vanilla duh Why am I bored

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Cuz you love to smell my hair when ur not Why is my hair so luscious?

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Because I take care of my hair… Why did you order pickles on your ice cream?

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Dog lover. Please, stop bumping old threads.

Cause I’m WWWEEEIIIRRRDDD!!!