^Your quiz — I tried it. Interesting…
OK, let’s try. I hope that you know Minecraft. That’s a computer game.
So, the quiz is: Which Minecraft monster are you?
- What do you do if you’re offered 1 marshmellow now, and 10 marshmellows if you wait a minute?
a) Wait patiently, as long as they don’t try to look at my eyes.
b) Who needs marshmellows anyway?
c) Explode it all!
d) Eat whoever is telling me that, and then all marshmellows.
- What is your hobby?
a) Carrying around random stuff that I don’t need.
b) Emm… it’s like archery, but it’s a bit less legal…
c) KABOOM! KABOOM!
d) Eating. Humans, mostly.
- What would you do with a million dollars?
a) Buy some things, then realize it’s all pointless and drop the things and the money.
b) Get as many poisoned arrows as I can.
c) Buy explosives, of course, lots of them!
d) Obtain whatever you need to raid a village, and show these new guys from version 1.14 who’s better!
- How many friends do you have?
a) None. Everyone is a stranger, and will never really understand me.
b) None, since I’m not interested in anything you can’t shoot with arrows.
c) There were quite many, but they all exploded…
d) Lots and lots of them, our strength is in the numbers.
- What would be a good birthday present for you?
a) Sunglasses. So nobody sees my eyes!
b) That new thing called “crossbow” would be cool.
c) As long as it explodes, it doesn’t matter what it is.
d) Makeup. It will fool humans into thinking I’m one of them. Also, it would look great with my clothing.
Select below passage to reveal answers:
- Mostly A: Enderman
- Mostly B: Skeleton
- Mostly C: Creeper
- Mostly D: Zombie