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Hi,
Please post a good joke or something hilarious here so those who read it have a good laugh:smiley:Also, just to be clear, the jokes are just to create laughter and are not meant to hurt anyone’s feelings.

Ill post a joke I read in the papers yesterday:

What would Jay Z have called Beyonce before marriage?
Feyounce.:stuck_out_tongue:

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 Sorry @Vishwavijay , but I am not very familiar who is “Jay Z” and “Beyonce”. I’m not into much of the modern artists. I listen to rock and roll from the 70s and 80s and 90s, for example, “Huey Lewis and the News” are awesome and “Boston” is remarkable. 

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Look this is an arrow. I had to build on with the keyboard and now you see an arrow.

What is this arrow?

It’s POINTLESS of course! 

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Hahahaha I just laughed after realising how lame this joke is:stuck_out_tongue::smiley:Good try.

Jay Z and Beyonce are famous good looking couple. Into music. Beyonce’s good song is Shakira shakira. with shakira another beautiful lady married to gerard pique a vreally smart football player.

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I can just imagine my cat spinning across the living room right now when he tried to stop:stuck_out_tongue:I posted this on weirdest things I’ve seen game

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:smiley:hmmmm 

I don’t know any good jokes… only simple ones. 

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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@BlackcatsAwesome Even dogs do that:smiley:

@NatarianQueen reindeer:stuck_out_tongue:I dont know

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Once a beggar called at Taj Hotel and said - " I want two burgers, one pizza and three packets of french fries!" 

The waiter replied, “For whom’s sake, Sir?”

The beggar said - “For God’s sake!”

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Hahahaha:stuck_out_tongue:

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@Vishwavijay , did you really find my joke funny? B’coz no one ever laughs at them.

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@AnonymousQueen I understood the joke. Its common in here but not so much abroad. It was in the last scene of the movie villain, wasnt it:slight_smile:

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Oh Gosh! I am caught!!! Have you seen Ek Villain? It really has a heart touching story…

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@AnonymousQueen Ofcourse you are!!!:smiley:i liked the movie:slight_smile:i love aashique more. My favourite:slight_smile:

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Aashique or aashique2?

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aashique 2. Great songs too:slight_smile:dont you think???

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Yeah, of course. Well which song is your favourite?

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Sunn raha sung by shreya and Tum hi.

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Whoa…they are world famous!!! Have you heard Asaan nahi yahan or Hum Mar Jayenge?

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yes. I like chahun mein ana. The movie is tomorrow at 5 in movies ok, i think. Ill watch it atleast the begining hour:smiley:love it:slight_smile:

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Oh, thanks for the information. Do you watch Chakravartin Samrat Ashok at Colors?

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UMMM Actually i dont watch tv these days coz i use the computer so much… I used to watch crime patrol. I know its stressing…