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I’m crazy and my parents know it. They’re calling a mental hospital. I’m gonna run away. I got hit by a car and I’m dead.
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It’s the best day ever! It’s the craziest day ever! It’s the loudest day ever! 8o 8) 8( 8P
Oh no! I burnt my shake! Ha, that’s actually kind of funny, considering it isn’t possible…oh, wait. Yeah. Oh, that’s bad. Eh, easy come, easy go. :3 XD :0 :S
Whoops… You are a girl (Like on IRC…) Lol! But ho can I be sure you are? I cant.
:3 80
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I stole my mom’s DS. She found it. I’m shocked,because it was hidden. I stole her cell, so I win. THAT WASNOT MY STORY! Mine was: I feel good. Now I feel nauseous. Oops, I puked. :)%
PAR_TAY!!! (The par-tay part is included, couldn’t figure out emoticons for it) :{(
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It’s stormy outside. I would ride my bike, but I’d be soaking wet. I know, I’ll ride my bike in the highway tunnel! I’m having so much fun! Dodging cars is so fun! Now I’m lost. x( :0
D:
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I’m tired. I can’t fall asleep. I’ll sneak into my parent’s room. They caught me. I fell going down the stairs and broke my leg. :{(
:^)
Happy person winking at confused sad person XPOO|
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XPOO? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAH I don’t wanna try to separate the symbols.
:{P
A happy guy isn’t happy about growing a mustache.
ಠ_ಠ D:
“Yo, I’m really happy.” “I don’t approve of that.” “I’m no longer happy.” :’( <3
:DDDD
i always have nothing when i go nowhere
Oh, look, I see a hot girl. OMG SHES SPEAKING TO ME. She told me to stop looking at her. I’m not sure how to feel about this. Oh wait, she’s flirting with me! LOL I didnt know! She gave me her number!
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:0 >_<