Finally, one of my favorite forum games has finally come to wikiHow! Welcome to Stupid Question, Stupid Answer, the game that gives you points for sounding like an idiot (most politicians would win here by default, so they are banned from participating).
The object of the game is to come up with a stupid answer to the previous stupid question, and then come up with a stupid question yourself.
Example:
Person 1: Why is the sky purple?
Person 2: Because it’s yellow. What is the capital of Paris?Person 3: P. What is the likelihood of me becoming president?
Person 1: Yes. What color is my underwear?
Of course, there’s bound to be a few smart questions, but the idea is to have answers that are as inaccurate as possible. I’ll start.
Why do people use trees as windows?
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Because they’re made of sugar
Why do I not exist?
because you are called the young writer
why do I have a phone?
So you can drop it in the Grand Canyon
Why is the ground liquid?
Because they marry chickens
Why don’t computers have screens?
Because you at too many bananas
Why is my cat deranged?
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Because my car ran over a cannibal named @Steve5
! Why does Ariana have a ponytail?
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So no one will hear them
Why are mice as big as elephants are small?
Because my ant is as cowardly as a flying tiger. Why am I still here?
Because you died 300 years ago
Why can’t I go to heaven?
Because the first panda said you are their bamboo. Why is Benedict Cumberbatch hot?
Because he played a dragon’s voice and got roasted
Why do you have a girly profile pic?
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Because Pokimane. Is that old hag over there ugly?
She’s nothing special
Why are we no longer asking as stupid questions?
Because I have three kids with ten loops. Why is random eating my nose?
Because it fell off three years from now
Why am I black and white?
Because you married Steve. Why is my wallet attaching to a waffle House?
