Here’s how it works:

You answer a dumb question then you ask a dumb question then repeat!

What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? 

Typing this comment. Why do humans exist?

They don’t even exist!

What?

What about what? Why is the sky bright pink?

BRIGHT PINK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I THINK I AM TURING BRIGHT PINK!!!

How did that happen?

I think you ate too much candy. Why do I have a duck beak?!

Are you a duck?

Yes! Quack quack splash! Are you?

Yes, I am a helicopter. 

How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

None!! What is wood? Is it an alien?

Yes, it is an alien.

Are aliens from Mexico real?

No Are you real?

No! Are you?

No I’m a goat. Are you a goat?

Yes, a goat duck is what I am. Do you have a blowhole like a whale?

Duh Can you go oink?

Yes! A piggoatduck is what I am Do you have an r in your user name?

No Are you a potato waffle?

My legs are potatoes, my head is broccoli. Do you like rain?