Hey! I would like to bring this back, so basically, you ask stupid questions you get stupid answers
Rules:
No double posting
And also you are supposed to reply to the post above you, not to an earlier post, thanks to @Chocolate_Cookies2
for mentioning that.
Alright i’ll go firstWhy is my name Adelaide?
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Because dogs go “woof”
Why does water taste like hotdogs?
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Because the chili is hotWhy is the sky blue?
Because you look like a purple cat.
Why do I have myopia?
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Because cats have teeth.
Why do guitars have six strings?
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Because turtles have finsWhy don’t cats drink milk?
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Because snakes are lilac purple.
Why did I cut my hair short?
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Because dogs have hairWhy did I grow my hair out long?
So you can strangle your enemies with it (idk why this was the first thing that came to mind
)
Why are Seths so annoying? (for context look on the school stuff thread)
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Because they are a jerk
Why is Sid the Sloth from Ice Age so stupid?
Because Manny is a mammoth.
Why do I like my crush?
Because his name is Cupid.
How do you dance?
You get chickenpox.
Why is time so time consuming?
Because I know how to fly.
Why do you have no life? (Just being silly - everyone here obviously is really nice and have a lot or a few good friends)
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Because I want to fly to the moon.
Why is tape sticky?
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Because my sisters licked it thrice.
Why do I feel itchy?
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Awwww thanks! U are too! Hahaha, I can be a bit silly sometimes too.
Because there are bees in ur bonnetWhy does text language even exists? (Like Lol, Hbu, or Idk)
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Because Taylor Swift exists.
Why do I eat pasta while reading creepypasta?
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Because you’re possessed.
Why does it hurt to see a person who doesn’t have a soul?
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Because my nail chipped.
Why is your hair blue? :P.
