Create a random story. Yo Yo homie dog go steal me a yo yo because I love yo yo’s and while your at it get me a snicker because i love to snicker at them, oh crap the cops run !*huff* *huff* You know what forget it.

Once upon a time… *GROWLS* There was a… *GROWLS* There was a… *GROWLS* …and they all lived happily ever after! The end! *SNARLS*

Once upon a banana smoothie everyone died. The End. Wasn’t that such a crhappy story?

Crhappy? I don’t think I’ve heard of that word; you’ll have to coin it. Anyway, can you just help us win the number wars? Unless of course you’re an admin. >_<

/me is not currently an administrator of wikiHow. OR AM I?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

No, I’m not.

I like tomatoes because they have toes in them and I also like potaters because they have taters in them and I like taters so I would like some tomatoes and potaters a thank ya very much.