Here’s how it works: On your turn, you will answer either A, B, or C to the person above you’s scenario. You will then continue the story with your answer for about a paragraph. Then, at the end of your paragraph, ask a multiple choice question (A, B, or C), and so on. Also, under my own previous falt, no gore please. I will start: You are a new spy for SABER (Special Agents Brutally Enforced and Ready). You are just beginning your first ever mission as a spy. It is a mission you will never forget. SABER had received an anonymous message that claimed of a terrorist plotting to invade Washington DC. The objective of your first mission is to gain intel and investigate the claim of SOTC (Special Organized Terrorist Committe)'s terroristic plot. You just arrived at a fence gate. You are in the middle of the Saguaro Desert. The gate seems to extend for miles, and the only way through seems to be to climb over. You take out a metal shovel and throw it next to the fence. A large spark jumps across. An electric fence, you think. From here, you can either A. Drive your fully enclosed jeep through the fence. B. Use your non-metal (super strong plastic) wire cutters and cut through the fence. C. Take the long way by attempting to dig under the fence.
A. Drive your fully enclosed jeep through the fence. You successfully make it through the fence. You proceed to drive toward the center of the suspected base. As you near the center, you see a large construction-like building. It is an old abandoned power plant. From here, you can either A. Exit your jeep and proceed on foot. B. Stay in your jeep and continue driving. C. Stop, take out your binoculars, and get a closer look at the power plant before continuing to the center.
A. Exit your jeep and proceed on foot. You pay a homeless man to make a distraction with a few $100 bills. As you watch him yelling about his child support to the guards you see an open window on the side of the building. The window is lit. From here, you dare to A.Engage a random guard with a baton. B.Climb in the window. C.Graffiti the side of the building. D.Throw a flash grenade into the window, as a distraction, and break into an unlit window. E.Run back to your jeep to get your patented grappling-hook launcher.
E.Run back to your jeep to get your patented grappling-hook launcher. You shoot the GHL and it hits a needle on the top of the building. You climb up to the top and find a nuke. From here, you: A. Jump off and get in the jeep. B. You find wires to disconnect it. C. The nuke is a dud but a nuke is inside the building and explodes.
C. The nuke is a dud but a nuke is inside the building and explodes. It truly was a good thing that you were using avatar technology, or else you would’ve died. You jump out of your Mind-Synchro 9001+. You promptly A.Eat some Bachelor Chow, now with Bits! B.Jump out, and run to your other jeep. (The pretty pink fabulous one.) C.Jump out, and nail the landing with your arms up, and wait for the judges to score you. D.Sit down and think about how death feels like. E.Pull out a pistol, and shoot yourself. (A true everyday choice for many we have lost)
B.Jump out, and run to your other jeep. (The pretty pink fabulous one.) As you leave to go back to SOTC’s base in yout real body, you stop off and grab a black jeep and your equipment. As you approach the gate, you see guards are now standing outside the gate. You see the hole in the gate you made earlier. Do you A. Drive straight through the guards and the gate, creating another hole. B. Stop around the corner out of the guards’ sight, and snipe them with your sniper rifle that has a silencer. C. Drive and aim for the hole you made last time.
B. Stop around the corner out of the guards’ sight, and snipe them with your sniper rifle that has a silencer. You drive and drive and then the Jeep falls in the Pacific Ocean. From here you: A. Open the door and swim out. B. Wait for help. C. You try to drive up to the surface. D. Drown.
@JKL1234
, if you’re at perimeter of SOCT’s base, how do you end up in the Pacific Ocean?
Why wouldn’t go in and get intel from the base?
I’m just going to continue on the post by JKL1234 before he and WikiRicardo had their discussion about the Pacific Ocean.
A. Open the door and swim out. Now you… A. Swim to the nearest -deserted- island B. Call for help on your spy phone C. Are abducted by an unknown person D. Try and swim, but grow tired and eventually drown
B. Not the end. You are resurrected by a unicorn. Will you… A. Kill it for its horn, a rare item on the black market B. Thank it for its kindness C. Teleport to a random location that might contain 50% more insanity
C. Teleport to a random location that might contain 50% more insanity However, your teleportation device blows up during travel and you end up on Mars. Do you A. Look for @TheMartian
for help B. Hunt for wild Mars animals with a sharp stick you found on the ground C. Take your explosives and blow up a local Mars village
A. Look for @TheMartian
for help Get me out of here! A. Yes B. Sure C. Yes, with 50% more yes!
D. No However, you actually had found an imposter. Do you A. Blow yourself up B. Break into @TheMartian
’s house and look for supplies to build a teleportation device with. C. Cause more mischief on Mars
D. Blink my eyes three times and say, “guhguhgeengurgeengurgalbadargah.” Apparently, that is a swear word in Martian. So yeah, it’s C. Do you A. Say it again B. Beat up the closest Martian to you C. Get the heck out of there D. Storywriter’s choice
E. Get off Mars. You: A. Go to base B. You go to Chicago C. You go to Iraq
A. Go to base However, you find all of America looks like a war zone! Do you A. Investigate a weird looking alien-like ship that landed on what used to be the White House B. Capture a warrior alien that happens to be patrolling a recent but empty battle field C. Go back to Mars and look for @TheMartian
again for answers as to why your country is in ruins
