the rules are simple. create a short simple and most importantly funny how to in this thread (it does not need caps or even punctuation if you don’t want and you can use txt talk like this and it wll be gr8! ;)!!! NOTE! PLEASE READ!!!: keep every how to appropriate and clean or an admin will have to delete it and that would be a bummer wouldn’t it?? so please be careful as I can see how this thread could very easily be used for bad. THANKS!!!
sorry I forgot an example. here’s one how to make a unicorn bring you back to life 1.go to the back yard 2.wait 'til dark 3.blow into a duck call 4.wait for the wolves to come 5. just before they eat you holler “unicorns!!! save me!!!” 6.if this doesn’t work, well…your loss not mine!!!
hehe… I hope I’m not one of your neighbors cuz that would be creepy…
How to brush ur teeth and get your gums bleeding
1 take a toothbrush 2 take a toothpast and apply it on the toothbrush 3 brush as hard as you can !!! 4 let the brush touch your gums so that toothbrush can tear off the skin of your gums !! 5 tadaaa !!! They start bleeding !!!LOL !!! It was just a funny article don’t imitate it kids !!! Specially the GIRLS as you wont look nice with them !! ( @WarriorOfEden
I was thinking to create a fb page by wikihow users where wikihow and non wikihow users can come and enjoy this kind if games from all over the world…think it would be so much funn!!!
how to make a toad pee all over 1. catch your toad 2. open his mouth 3. pour water in it 4. flip him upside down 5. rub his tummy so he goes in to trance 6. say “good boy.” just for good measure 7. throw him in the air 8. shake him up 9. watch him pee all over tip: for extra amusement, feed him o your neighbor’s dog so the neighbor thinks there dog has rabies. source: my 3 year old sister
Hmmmm…can u send a link…as today in the afternoon I was searching for one but didnt get one…well if not page how about a group.and I think the page you are talking about…thats only for wikihow publicity…
how I feel right now: :’(
hi guys! how to burp a goat (actually works!!!) 1. chase the goat until it tires. by this point, you will be tired too. go get a glass of lemonade to cool off. 2. chase the goat until it tires…again. 3.realize that when the goat gets tired, so will you. 4. out of frustration head on tackle the goat. 5. get it in a head lock. 6. turn on relaxing music (smooth jazz is the best.) 7. slowly massage the goats belly. 8. run screaming when the goat belches such a smelly one that you throw up. 9. take goat in house 10. give it can of soda. hahahahahha!!!
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How to cool yourself on a hot day 1. Turn on an AC
how to annoy wikihowians 1 tak wit bad grmr and mispel a ton of wrds. 2 don’t use pncuation and ramble on and on and on 3 use 1st person in evry aticul because they <3 it wen I tak about myself for evs and evs and evs… 4 use lot of txt tak bcuz they luv that and think it gr8
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How to eat a Pickle: 1.Make sure it is dill 2.Take the pickle out of the jar 3.Go in your room with your friend and eat pickles while singing the pickle song in front of a camera =D Really works!!! Me and Farmgirl03 have done it!!! We created the pickle songWe are very weird…
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Hey,I didn’t think I should put this on your talk page:) See if you can do movie star planet:) But you do have to use your real email…
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Also,you know how you have to take money for crafts and stuff at that camp? Do you normally give it to them or keep it with you?
Secret Singer 05 you give it to them when you get there.
I will look at it but not guaranteeing anything.
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hmmmm this is a nice ideahow to spy on your neighbors 1. Deguise yourself as a tree. 2. Drill holes in your garden fence facing the neighbor you want to spy on then use them as peeky holes3. Deguise yourself as a mailman or any other postal service person. 4. Desguise yourself as a professional interviewer. 5. Go into your neighbor’s garden or house and hide in a box or a closet and peek through a hole. 6. Use binocluars and spy on your neighbor from your bedroom 7. Talk to their friends secretly 8. Talk to your friends, tell them to become friends with them/her/him and meet with them secretly.
