wikiWar 1: http://forums.wikihow.com/discussion/1159/wikihow-war-1-game/#Item_49
wikiWar 2: The admins of the old wikiHow may have come back to defend the new wikiHow, but one was a spy. The spy was Ashton88, who had been elected at the most recent elections. He had promised to be good and was for one year, but he was really a spy of AWH. Ashton88 passed the news of tge new wikiHow to AWH, and AWH passed it on to eHow. Then they teamed up to formulate a plan.
Their plan was to take over wikiHow by taking over the wikiHaus. Their plan went like this:
On the new wikiHow, Ashton was editing an average of 261 articles an hour! The admins drafted him to be an admin. Nice, he thought, I can destroy wikiHow!
@JKL1234
, He already was an admin. AWH and eHow’s plan to invade the wikiHaus goes like this:
eHow made headquarters 10 miles from thw wikiHaus. Ashton planned to get the Bureaucrats and trap them in the basement of the eHaus!
All of the Bureacrats (besides Jack) were told to meet there for a wikiHow meeting by an imposter imitating Jack. Jack was told to meet their by an imposter imitating Krystle. No one had any idea it was eHow’s basement. When everyone was there they realized it was a trap. But it was too late. They were already locked in the basement. But it was too late. They were locked in the basement. Meanwhile, eHow and AWH invade wikiHaus and destroyed all of the servers and replaced them with eHow ones. They had invaded the wikiHaus successfully! They then wiped the Bureacats’ memories of everything to do with wikiHow. But, there was one unaccounted for thing - An organization called S.H.I.K.E.R (SHIKER) wanted to destroy eHow. They bribed the all of the other wikiHow admins to help them take down eHow. Meanwhile, WikiRicardo and JKL1234 had backed up wikiHow’s servers. They were ready to bring wikiHow back! But they needed recruits. But Ashton still had his cover, so he found out about wikiRicardo’s and JKL1234’s plan.
JKL1234 and WikiRicardo went on Facebook to make a team called AEH (Anti eHow). All the admins, NABs, Featured Authors and others joined the team. Meanwhile, the top 5 active admins became bureacrats. They made a secret hideout and put new wikiHow servers. Wikipedia helped.
So he made a new plan! He decided to get all of his eHaus members to create accounts on the ‘new’ wikihow, and trash it with spam! They hacked it and deleted 100,000 articles which had no backup. So the two remaining leaders of wikihow…
Meanwhile, SHIKER wanted both wikiHow and eHow destroyed. SHIKER was going assassinate all remaining wikiHow and eHow members. Meanwhile, Ashton quit eHow to avoid direct war with wikiHow. He also knew about SHIKER. His plan was to join SHIKER and help destroy eHow and wikiHow. Once SHIKER took over, he would turn on SHIKER and take them over. The Ashton would be the king of how-to websites. But would his plan succeed?
Meanwhile, an AWH was pointing a gun at the bureacrats. The bureacrats were tied up in chairs so they couldn’t move. A wikiHow spy was busy cutting the ropes. The bureacrats ran out of the eHaus basement before it exploded.
The bureaucrats had no idea what happened or why, since their memories were wiped. The wikiHow spy was @Cece123
. Meanwhile, SHIKER’s new recruit (Ashton) was placing a bomb at the eHaus. But before Ashton could make it out, he was caught by eHow guards. No one except for Ashton knew about the bomb, and it was going to explode in 5 minutes in the eHaus while Ashton was held prisoner in the eHaus. 4 minutes to BOOM: Cece was doing some spying on the eHaus. Meanwhile, 6 SHIKER troops move in to recover Ashton. 3 minutes to BOOM: An eHow guard finds Cece spying and captures her. He begins walking her toward the eHaus. Meanwhile, the 6 SHIKER troops have broken into the eHaus. They knew Ashton was going to plant a bomb, but they thought he never got the chance. Little did they know they were wrong. 2 minutes to BOOM: Cece and the guard are half way to the eHaus. Cece swings her elbow around and knocks the guard unconscious. As she tries to run, another guard sees her, tackles her, and knocks her out. He then begins carrying her towards the eHaus. Meanwhile, the 6 SHIKER troops find the room where Ashton is being held and breaks him out. Ashton informs them of the bomb. They begin the long escape from the eHaus. 1 minute to BOOM: The guard carrying Cece stops for a moment to send a radio message to the eHow security center. Meanwhile, Ashton and the SHIKER troops encounter eHow guards. They battle. Two SHIKER troops are shot and killed, but Ashton and the other 4 SHIKER troops defeat the eHow guards. 30 Seconds to BOOM: The guard carrying Cece continues on his way to the eHaus. Ashton and the troops continue their heart pounding, brisk escape from the eHaus. JKL and Ricardo have come to save Cece after she didn’t respond. JKL looks inside the eHaus while Ricardo searches outside around the eHaus. 10 Seconds to BOOM: JKL encounters Ashton and the troops inside. JKL shoots Ashton in the shoulder, kills three troops, and is shot in the stomach by the remaining troop. Meanwhile, the guard carrying Cece approaches the enterance to the eHaus. He begins to pen the door. Ricardo sees them and takes a shot. He accidentally shoots the unconscious Cece. The guard drops Cece and pulls out his gun and points it at Ricardo. They pull their triggers at the same time. Ricardo hits the guard in the head while Ricardo is hit in his left leg. BBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
In a park, far, far, away, 2 Wikipedians see the huge explosion of the eHaus. “What was that?” one asks. “IDK,” says the other. Confused, they go log into Wikipedia to see if something happened.
Meanwhile, back at the once was eHaus, there’s a nuclear explosion. Just before the explosion however, I whip out my iPhone and open the wikiHow Survival Kit App! I quickly scan through, “How to Survive a Nuclear Attack,” then I quickly shove the wikiHowians out the door, and follow the instructions. Meanwhile, in a desolate wasteland called Kansas, AWH planned their next goal. Meanwhile, in the WikipediaHaus (or whatever), the bureaucrats of Wikipedia are lounging around carelessly. Suddenly, Mr Vandal Man bursts through the door along with 3 underage users. Meanwhile, back at the wikiHaus, eHow, being a computer, he knows how to hack into other computers, and he hacked into Cece’s account. That’s the hacker you had earlier, Cece. Oh, yeah. I remember everything. You had a hacker, Cece. Anyway, @Cece123
posted the forum thread about it (which you may or may not remember) and blah, blah, blah, but then eHow decided @Cece123
wasn’t awesome enough. Then, he walked (well, rolled, 'cuz someone installed wheels) over to the wikiHaus. He found the computer that controls WRM, and switched it to it’s evil mode. Anyway, eHow now has control of WRM. -Excerpt from wikiHow War 1
-Excerpt from wikiHow War 1
JKL1234 read the article “How to Survive Getting Shot” so he knew what to do. He ran over to Proxy Blocker, which was now blocking random people, WRM, which was a vandal bot now, wikiHow Traduce, which was completely destroyed and wikiPhoto, which was adding pictures of naked people…
@JKL1234
there’s no such article. There’s what to do in a shooting, and how to treat a bullet wound, but I can’t find an article about that. Someone should make it! Anyway… @JKL1234
ran to the bots and… Meanwhile, back at the wikiHaus, Jack is going to visit the fake Krystle. He walks down into the conference room. There, he sees… Meanwhile, @Lillyshak
was doing RC Patrol, (and finding several edits needing to be reverted) when she discovered that she was blocked. Confused on why she was blocked, she sent an e-mail asking why. Meanwhile, Mr Vandal Man is in the WikipediaHaus (or whatever) with 3 underaged users. They begin to attack the Wikipedia software, when suddenly, @Cece123
bursts into the room. “OH #$%&!!!” said Mr Vandal Man. @Cece123
charged into the room, and… The eHow software slinked through the now abandoned wikiHaus. He reached into the solemn, green jar, and pulled out a cookie…
This already happened. ^^^ He was trapped in the old eHow basement and had his memory wiped.
eHow intercepted the email and sent a computer crashing virus to Lillyshank. Lillyshank’s computer crashed.
…passed out. She had lost too much blood from her earlier wound. Mr Vandal Man fainted because he had blood-phobia. The 3 underage users threw Cece in the trash.
The cookie blew up in his face.
Earlier,wikiRicardo had been shot in the leg right before the explosion. He has limped away, but more SHIKER troops were flooding in. When they saw Ricardo they captured him and brought him back to the SHIKER HQ to interrogate him viciously. JKL had located Ricardo, and he charged into the SHIKER HQ armed with his submachine gun and plenty of grenades. He also had a little surprise. He blasted the enterance to the HQ with a grenade and shot and killed 7 SHIKER guards. He found Ricardo, untied him, and planted a bomb that would blow in two minutes. They escaped from the HQ while SHIKER troops attempted to defuse the bomb. They successfully did. JKL and Ricado split up. JKL went to go after the malfunctioning bots. Ricardo went to find Ashton, who had survived the eHaus explosion.
Ashton had a serious injury to the head so he grabbed a cab and went to the nearest hospital. There he awaited surgery. litttle did he know that his “doctor” was Grahamster in a disguse.He wheeled the cart, and wheeled it, and wheeled it.he “accidently” rolled it out a window. There, was WikiRicardo, with a rocket launcher. WikiRicardo blew Ashton to smitherines! Meanwhile at the HQ…
…SHIKER was watching JKL attept to stop the malfunctioning bots at the wikiHaus. The commander of SHIKER ordered their newest recruit, Mr Vandal Man, to fire the bazooka he had aimed at the wikiHaus. He fired. He reloaded. He fired again. He reloaded. He fired one last time. The old wikiHaus was shattered into pieces and up in flames. Mr Vandal Man found JKL’s body. To ensure he was dead, he shot him in the head 8 times with his revolver. Meanwhile, two eHow spies were spying on Ricardo and Grahmaster. The first spy snuck up besides Ricardo and gave him a fatal stab to the neck with a knife. The other spy had Grahmaster in the scope of his sniper rifle. He pulled the trigger. It was a direct, fatal blow to Grahmaster’s head. wikiHow’s only hope left was Cece, who died 5 minutes later in the dumpster from extreme blood loss. It seemed like the end of wikiHow. But there was one last hope. @Lillyshank
had decided to go investigate the wikuHaus after her computer crashed. It was at the site of the old wikiHaus where she learned everything.
