Looking for the best lines to roast my friends and family please, can be brutal or more playful as long as they're funny! thank you in advance!

I keep seeing this beautiful girl at a cafe I study at, and I really want to talk to her. But I feel so awkward. What do I do? How do I get her to notice me?

I'm 25 and haven't had my first kiss yet. I can't help but feel like I'm behind :( I feel hopless about my love life. Am I just doomed to be alone forever? How do I have my first kiss?

I went on a date with someone recently and they told me they were a Scorpio and idk if that's a red flag or not. I've heard that Scorpios are obsessive and difficult to be in a relationship with, is that facts or nah? I kinda wanna go on a second date but idk if I should so pls help

I'm in my late 20s and have never been in a serious relationship. I'm just tired and frustrated. I don't know where to meet people and I'm not good at talking to new people. Should I just give up even trying?

I don't know if the guy I like likes me back. I got the quiz result "He might be forming a crush" but that doesn't make me feel very confident. I want him to ask me out but I don't know how to tell if he's interested in me. He's my friend and I don't want to ruin our friendship if he doesn't like me back. How do I tell if he likes me?

I've gone on a few dates with a Leo m(23) and I really like him! But I have heard some not great things about dating Leos (especially Leo men) so I'm feeling wary lol. So anyone who has gone out with a Leo or who is a Leo themself, what should I know? Positive v. negative personality traits? How do I keep him interested/keep the magic alive if we keep dating?

My result said I might be bisexual and like...what does that mean? Am I bisexual or not? I just feel so confused.