-Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.<br />-You are more depressing than an unsalted pretzel.<br />-I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.<br />-You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?<br />-You're so annoying you make happy meals cry.<br />-Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?<br />-Don’t worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.<br />-Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you, they can’t laugh, either.<br />-If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.<br />-You must have been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen.<br />-Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.<br />-I believed in evolution until I met you.<br />-I would prefer a battle of wits, but you appear unarmed.<br />-I look ugly? Good. I was trying to look like you today.<br />-I’d give you a nasty look, but it seems you’ve already got one.<br />-Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go.<br />-If I had a dollar every time you shut up, I would give it back as a thank you.<br />-I was going to make a joke about your life, but I see life beat me to the punch<br />-Everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing the privilege.<br />-Why don't you check out eBay and see if they have a life for sale? <br />-Don’t try to think too hard. You’re so stupid it might sprain your brain.<br />-How much of a refund do you expect on your head, since it’s empty?<br />WARNING: very dark roast: <br />-Two wrongs don’t make a right. Take your parents, for instance.