wikiHow Jokes to Send Over Text * Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. * Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! * Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they'd be bay-gulls! * What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. * What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells. * What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! * Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up. * Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. * Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy. * Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. * What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener. * Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. * Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose. * Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish. * What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. * Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. * What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. * Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing. * What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed. * Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. Page