I survived! Take that horror movie.

Title says it all. I'm looking for a good laugh and want some funny lines that I can share with my friends. Give me your favorites!

I've had some knee pain come up recently, and someone told me that it could be caused by flat feet. I never really noticed before, but it is true that my arches are pretty flat. They told me that it's genetic and that I may be stuck with them, but there has to be ways to fix flat feet at home, right? Exercises, products, something? If you've tried anything that's worked, please share!

Call me basic but I looove cats and am glad that this quiz said my fursona is a cat. What fursona did you get?

I (26f) recently started going out with this guy (25m) and it's been going amazing. We have such a strong connection and so much chemistry. I think we're meant to be together. I've heard a lot about twin flames and they seem similar to soulmates in a lot of ways, but I know they aren't, so I was wondering how to tell the difference and how to tell if this guy is my twin flame?

I want to learn to make slime at home! I've heard a lot of recipes use glue and I think I have some at home, so that should be okay. Just in case, are there any slime recipes that don't use glue either?

I'm just a therian, and when wearing gear or practicing quads, people make fun of me and call me a furry when I'm not. How do explain the difference? Help!