Looking for the best lines to roast my friends and family please, can be brutal or more playful as long as they're funny! thank you in advance!

I've only kissed a handful of girls and some of them have actually told me I'm a bad kisser. I feel like this is holding me back from getting more physical. And I'm getting really in my head about it. Any advice on how to improve?

In your opinion, what is the best zodiac sign? (Interpret that however you'd like!) I love Pisces and Sagittarians, and I think some signs like Scorpio or Capricorn get bad raps, but personally I find Cancers and Leos to be big trouble. Curious what others have to say!

I keep seeing this beautiful girl at a cafe I study at, and I really want to talk to her. But I feel so awkward. What do I do? How do I get her to notice me?

Just started dating a Cancer man and I've had a couple of people tell me to "be careful" with this sign lol...... I think it's going well so far but I'm curious what to expect? I tbh don't really know all that much about Cancers so what are the pros and cons of dating a Cancer dude?

My ex told me I was an awful kisser, but this quiz she was lying! What did you get?

I think it's so sweet that this quiz says I have a yellow aura and am like a human ray of sunshine! What color aura did everyone else get? Does it fit you?

This quiz said I'm lonely, and it's right. But I can't be the only one, right? What did you all get?

I went on a date with someone recently and they told me they were a Scorpio and idk if that's a red flag or not. I've heard that Scorpios are obsessive and difficult to be in a relationship with, is that facts or nah? I kinda wanna go on a second date but idk if I should so pls help