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What do you say when someone keeps copying everything you say?

Chloe King

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Crack a joke about them idolizing you or wanting to be you. Say something along the lines of "I just knew that someday everyone would look up to me" or "I must be really cool if you're trying this hard to be just like me."

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What good comeback can you use when someone is interrupting you?

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Just simply interrupt them back. But not too much, a fight might break out. Just stop talking to them and say something like "Why are you interrupting me? I won't listen to you or talk to you because this isn't good for me or you" or " Say all you need to say right now so you won't need to interrupt me."

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What do you say when someone says "your voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard"?

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Say, "Oh I'm sorry, I think your hearings gone cuckoo! Well, suits your personality!"

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What to reply back when they say I make the mess and you clean up?

Samantha Dunn

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Say "But that mess you make is POOP! Even worse it comes from your mouth! So clean it up yourself or if you are not potty trained get your mom to clean it for you."

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What do you say if someone calls you a pig?

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You could say something like "I wouldn't be talking if I was you, honestly."

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What happens if they say something cool back? What do you say then?

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Offer them a compliment about what they said. Maybe that will soften their heart a little.

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What to say if someone keeping calling you rat?

Velvet Moore

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Say "At least I'm not an ugly, uneducated, immature rat! It's too bad you're one of the common crusty ones." This should leave them with nothing to say.

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What to say when someone runs around saying scaredy cat at you?

Velvet Moore

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Say "Yes, I am a scaredy cat. Your face is so butt-ugly it's terrifying. Your face might as well become a Halloween mask!"

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What can I ask a person if they are doing silly things or are annoying very much to me?

Velvet Moore

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Say "Oh, I'm sorry, you must have nothing better to do in your life besides being around me and being annoying, huh? You must be obsessed!"

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What do i say if someone asks me why I'm so fat and ugly?

Chloerogerson

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If you want to take it a little less than seriously than you could say something like, "Wow! Thank you so much for noticing. I really appreciate it." Just know that you are BEAUTIFUL. :)

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