Q&A for How to Diss Someone

Make fun of his height. Say something like, "How's the weather up there?" Or, "Since your head's so close to the sun, one would think that you would be brighter."

No. If you take your time, you risk losing your edge and letting your opponent swoop in with a better insult. You'll have to practice so you can learn to be quick with your insults.

Something you could say to Hades is "The underworld is brighter than your future."

Be fast and smart with your comebacks. Use their weaknesses, but when they bully you, make sure you're not bullying them, because no one likes a hypocrite. Teach the bully a lesson. Also, there is no shame in looking up comebacks online, there are some good ones out there.

It sounds like you've already done it. Just rub it in her face that all her friends prefer you.

If she is ugly, just diss her and say she's ugly. Other people will probably agree with you, and then they might not fear her so much.

"Where’s your off button?" "Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything." "You should use glue stick instead of Chap Stick." "I’ve been called worse by better." "I don’t hate you, I’m just simply not excited about your existence."

Make sure you have a couple of friends with you although it isn't a good idea to diss someone with many people having her back. Maybe diss her when she's alone!

Let her win the meanness game, then. The ability to make others look bad may be impressive in a surfacey way, but it's not ultimately anything a decent person should take pride in. It's better to be kind, patient, and humble.

Don't try to pick a dissing challenge with a feared person, as it may make the situation worse. If you still want to, try using a couple of the article suggestions and play it cool.

They have a lot of courage since they're popular (usually). Try flaming them with something that they're embarrassed about and don't want other people to know. After all, dissing does mean disrespecting!

Read insults and comebacks to help sharpen my wit.

Laugh while you're delivering the insult. The person will still hear the dis but you can act like you don't actually mean it.

Ask her why she is so obsessed with you. Tell her you're sorry she doesn't have anything interesting going on in her own life.

Mock that person. Then laugh in such a funny way that everybody around will forget what that person said five seconds ago.

I normally use my surroundings or I use the conversation topic. For example, my sister was looking at deodorant. She was saying things like, "This one's ultra strong and it makes you smell great!" And I, using the conversation topic, said, "Sister, not even this deodorant can make YOU smell good." So, use your surroundings and the conversation topic.

Do it in a playful way. Don't be rude and flirt a little. It goes a long way and you end up making more friends when they see you are fun and easygoing.

"You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC." "You're so fat, your double chin has a double chin."

He was swallowed by his father. I feel like it would be funny to do a play on this and make it sound sexual.

Write it down?

One funny insult for pretty girls is, "You know, if you ate some of that makeup, maybe you'd be pretty on the inside too." But it's rather harsh, so use with care! Another is "Do you cry often over your hair?" Or, "You're so obnoxious even Hello Kitty says goodbye!". Just be careful: if someone hurts you worth five points, and you hurt them back worth twenty-five, you may have been right to defend yourself, but you've given them a new reason to come at you.

There's no difference in approach here, you diss them just like you would anyone else. Remember that most stars are used to this, and have even honed their skills at the backlash, so you may very well be squarely put in your place.

Yes, just make it friendly and not as if you are seriously trying to diss him. Laugh about it later with him.

Maybe you can diss that. However, no one is perfect, try to look into her more.

Then you're dissing power means nothing. Kudos to her that she doesn't care.

If they diss you about your family, it's okay to say something back, but it's also not necessary. Keep in mind it may escalate the situation and make the other person want to fight you.

Make sure you choose a personal characteristic, not a cultural or physically oriented one.

See RiceGum's videos, he has the best diss tracks. He throws great shade, and his beats are good too.

Strange as it sounds, but he probably likes you, and hasn't yet learned how to properly express that. That's exactly how you should handle this. "Hey, if you're in love with me, why don't you try talking to me, instead of throwing food at me? What are you, a monkey with a food fetish, or a normal young man who likes someone?" However you say it, show him up on his actions (throwing food), without insulting him. But be firm, and do it publicly. A little shame and embarrassment will help him see the error of his ways.

First choose negative attributes about that person or situations where that person had acted in an unlikable way. Then start making a beat with Garageband or similar apps. Finally, write some lyrics with the negative attributes.