Q&A for How to Make a Pun

That's actually pretty funny!

I have a few, so here you go: "I feel Hela tired." "I can't believe you Thor that on the ground." "I am Loki obsessed with this." "I Falcon wish you would stop."

Because it is a beautiful and complex art. It can be very hard for people that aren't naturally pun masters, so they need a lot of practice.

Sometimes people just don't want to be happy or they had a bad day/night and they don't feel like smiling or laughing.

You could say that you "feel (something) deep in your bones", you were "cut to the bone", etc.

"The blood vessels were just bursting with excitement."

Oxymorons are phrases where two words that contradict each other are used at once, like "jumbo shrimp."

A word or phrase that morphs into a theme is a beginning. Relax and let it roll around in your mind awhile, and see what comes of it. One phrase can lead to another, and another.

Here are some fun ones to try: “Quit horsing around” or “don’t put the volume up too high, the n e i g h bours will hear.” And when defending the show: “let’s saddle this debate once and for all”.

You approach your opponent. You challenge them with a pun battle. A topic will be chosen. One will be left standing.

Bee is an awesome word to make a pun with! The first way is just to replace “be” with “bee” in a sentence. This works best with a sentence about bees, such as “If you go out into the flower garden without shoes, you’ll bee sorry!” You can also do this with words such as “because” or “belong”, like this: “What do bumblebees say to their children? Bee-have!” You can take advantage of the double meaning of the phrase “queen bee”, with something like this: “What do you call a bossy honeybee? A queen bee!” Finally, you can end your sentence with the word “honey”, as this is what bees make.

You may need to modify the title a bit to make it sound more like "A bee sting". Your pun idea sounds like the pun that the fictional characters George and Harold made on their book, "Ice Women Diary: A Witch's Tin Key." It is actually a pun on "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky.". Maybe, instead of "Thing", you could do "Ting" or "Teen", or something similar, like "Obese Thing" instead, or "Obese Teen".