100 Cute, Funny, and Hype Comments for Social Media Posts

===Funny Comments=== ^[1]

1. 1
   “Woah, give me a warning before you stun me.”
2. 2
   “OMG this is so breathtaking I almost suffocated.”
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3. 3
   “I almost walked into traffic because I couldn’t stop looking at this, BTW.”
4. 4
   “Call the paramedics because my heart just stopped.”
5. 5
   “How is this app free?”
6. 6
   “Oh sorry, I didn’t know I was subscribed to the premium 💸 version of this app.”
7. 7
   “Quick, you better start charging us to see this!”
8. 8
   “You should be charging Instagram for letting them show us your photos.”
9. 9
   “Are you full? Because you just ate! 🍽️”
10. 10
    “I love this more than pizza, which says a lot.”
11. 11
    “Given the choice between you and a burrito, I’d choose you. But it’d be a tough decision.”
12. 12
    “You’re the best thing since sliced bread.”
13. 13
    “You’re not just a snack, you’re a whole meal.”
14. 14
    “You didn’t leave any crumbs.”
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===Cute Comments=== ^[2]

1. 1
   “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
2. 2
   “I can practically see your halo. 😇”
3. 3
   “This photo made me believe in angels.”
4. 4
   “Does heaven know they’re missing an angel?” ^[3]
5. 5
   “So miracles do happen. 🙌”
6. 6
   “Absolutely divine.”
7. 7
   “Had to turn my screen brightness down because you are GLOWING.”
8. 8
   “Either the camera was overexposed or it just couldn’t handle you.”
9. 9
   “Had to grab my sunglasses since you’re glowing so bright.”
10. 10
    “Had to squint to see this pic, you’re smiling so bright.”
11. 11
    “Not even the sun can compete with you.”
12. 12
    “Just turned off the lights because your smile was bright enough to light the room.”
13. 13
    “Is it even legal to be this cute? 👮”
14. 14
    “Wasn’t sure it was possible for you to get any cuter.”
15. 15
    “Being this adorable shouldn’t be allowed.”
16. 16
    “What’s your secret? Don’t worry, you can tell me.”
17. 17
    “Who’d you kill to get this good-looking?”
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===Hype Comments=== ^[4]

1. 1
   “So when are you gonna do my makeup?”
2. 2
   “I didn’t know you were a model.” ^[5]
3. 3
   “Putting in my application for your modeling agency.”
4. 4
   “Covergirl vibes.”
5. 5
   “Here, you dropped this: 👑”
6. 6
   “Someone needs to put you on a runway. No 🧢”
7. 7
   “I think the servers just glitched because of how good this photo is.”
8. 8
   “Instagram called, they said this photo is too good for the feed.”
9. 9
   “Better delete this before it gets too much hype.”
10. 10
    “Good thing I’ve got unlimited data, because this is about to break the internet.”
11. 11
    “This pic is making my phone overheat.”
12. 12
    “How do you like something more than once?”
13. 13
    “Don’t mind me, just came back to look at this pic again. 👀”
14. 14
    “Sorry in advance for spamming the comments, I just can’t get enough of this.”
15. 15
    “I’d follow you 100 times if I could.”
16. 16
    “You have no idea how long I’ve been staring at this photo.”
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===Comments for Selfies=== ^[6]

1. 1
   “I don’t understand how you make selfies so stunning.”
2. 2
   “You’re like the Da Vinci of selfies.”
3. 3
   “Dang, thought this was a painting for a second.”
4. 4
   “Is this a selfie or a Renaissance painting? 🎨”
5. 5
   “I wanna hang this in the Louvre.”
6. 6
   “I’m gonna frame this.”
7. 7
   “Didn’t even realize how much I needed to see your face today.”
8. 8
   “In case anyone forgot how fab you are.”
9. 9
   “🚨 Hottie alert! 🚨”
10. 10
    “I’m gonna need like 10 more of these, thx.”
11. 11
    “I’ll never get enough of your face.”
12. 12
    “Please never stop posting selfies.”
13. 13
    “Where’s the filter that makes me look like you?”
14. 14
    “How does someone look this good? I just don’t get it.”
15. 15
    “Alright, how much for a selfie lesson?”
16. 16
    “Do you ever not look this good???”
17. 17
    “Do you ever have a bad selfie day?”
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