wikiHow Example Jokes * "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything." * "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!" * "Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems." * "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field." * "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta." * "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts." * "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything." * "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired." * "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide." * "What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator." * "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything." * "Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open." * "What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain." * "Why did the tomato turn to his friend and say, 'You go ahead, I'll ketchup?'" * "Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom." * "Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy." * "What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear." * "Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well." * "Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get away from the crap." * "Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish." Page