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Good morning wishes are a great way to let the people in your life know you care. And if you can make them laugh, too? Even better! Whether youโ€™re texting a message to someone across the country or in the next cubicle, a witty โ€œgood morningโ€ can help themโ€”and youโ€”start the day with a smile. We've compiled the wittiest "good morning" messages below, in addition to a list of tips for making the best of your morning greeting. Keep reading to find the perfect greeting to ensure your loved one starts the day with a giggle!

Our Top Witty Good Morning Messages

  1. โ€œGood coffee = good morningโ€ฆbecause adulting is hard.โ€
  2. โ€œGreetings, fellow morning hater!โ€
  3. โ€œGood morning, sunshine...or should I say good afternoon?โ€
  4. โ€œGood morning! Hope your day is as nice as your butt.โ€
  5. โ€œGood morning! Time to rise and whine.โ€
Section 1 of 10:

Funny & Witty Good Morning Wishes

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  1. Humor is a great way to greet people in your lifeโ€ฆand make them laugh . A funny good morning wish is also a good way to set an upbeat vibe for their whole day. Try one of these to get them giggling first thing in the morning:
    • โ€œAnother morning, another chance to prove that waking up early is a conspiracy theory.โ€
    • โ€œGood coffee = good morningโ€ฆbecause adulting is hard.โ€
    • โ€œMorning is natureโ€™s way of saying, โ€˜Once more, with feeling!โ€™ So, good morning!โ€
    • โ€œAlert: itโ€™s morning. Time to wear the mask of being awake. Thankfully, yours is a good one.โ€
    • โ€œMorninโ€™! Which one of you jerks decided mornings should start before noon?โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, sunshine...or should I say good afternoon?๐Ÿคญโ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Letโ€™s wake up, be awesome, repeat after coffee.โ€
    • โ€œYou know that moment in the morning right after you wake up when you feel fully rejuvenated and high in energy? Yeah, me neither. Good morning, anyway.โ€
    • โ€œUgh. Why does every day start so early? I hope you can sleep in.โ€
    • โ€œThey say โ€˜Good morning,โ€™ but what they mean is โ€˜Itโ€™s coffee oโ€™clock.โ€™โ˜•๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธโ€
    • โ€œMorning. Do you ever wake up in the morning and ask yourself: โ€˜Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day?'โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Sunโ€™s up, coffeeโ€™s hot, now whereโ€™s the mute button for morning people?โ€
    • โ€œHello, morning! Letโ€™s negotiate: Iโ€™ll open my eyes if you hide the sun.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Itโ€™s that special time when my bed is extra comfortable, and my alarm is extra annoying.โ€
    • โ€œFrom the depths of your slumber, I summon thee to a beautiful morning.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, good morning! Itโ€™s a brand new day. Let the bullsh*t begin!โ€
    • โ€œRise and shine? Iโ€™m more of a โ€˜stumble and whineโ€™ kind of person.โ€
    • โ€œHey, you! Yes, you with the messy hair and the sleepy eyes. Itโ€™s time to rise and shine like the rockstar you are โ€“ even if your audience is just your cat.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Time to rise and whine.โ€
    • โ€œ๐Ÿš€ "Good morning! Letโ€™s tackle today with the enthusiasm of a kid in a candy store and the energy of a toddler on a sugar rush. Just try not to crash by noon!" ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ’ฅ
    • โ€œHave a fantastic day, weirdo!โ€
    • โ€œ๐Ÿข "Good morning! Fun fact: If you move slowly enough, it's still night. But since weโ€™re not nocturnal, I guess we have to start the day. Let's be awesome!" ๐ŸŒœ๐Ÿš€
    • โ€œGood morning! Time to rise, shine, and complain about waking up this early.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, my favorite human! ๐ŸŒž I hope your day is as bright and beautiful as a unicorn riding a rainbow. ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ Just a heads up, I'm the unicorn in this scenario! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Inspiring Witty Good Morning Wishes

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  1. Making someone laugh is a great way to start the day, but if you can also inspire and motivate them, you might really make a difference in their attitude. Along with elevating their mood, being inspired also helps people improve their energy levels and be more creative. [1] Use one of these morning greetings by text or in person:
    • โ€œGood morning! They say laughter is the best medicine, but coffeeโ€™s a close second. Hereโ€™s to a day filled with laughter, fueled by the strong doses of both!โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Letโ€™s make our dreams so jealous of our reality that they have to come true.โ€
    • โ€œTop of the morning!๐ŸŒž Letโ€™s make todayโ€™s problems yesterdayโ€™s news.๐Ÿ“ฐโ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Letโ€™s conquer the day, right after we find our will to get out of bed.โ€
    • โ€œYou can manifest anythingโ€ฆincluding a good morning with a hot cup of coffee.โ€
    • โ€œYou're going to do great things today! Unless you're still asleepโ€”then you need to get a move on.โ€
    • โ€œMornings: the universeโ€™s way of saying, โ€˜Ready or not, here comes life!'๐ŸŒžโ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Can you hear the birds singing? Great! That means you're still alive!โ€
    • โ€œMorning motto: If you canโ€™t rise and shine, at least you can rise and whine, right?โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, loser! Itโ€™s time to wake up and conquer the day!โ€
    • โ€œLetโ€™s seize the day! But first, letโ€™s just lie here and dread everything.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning!๐ŸŒž Time to switch from the comfort of your bed to the reality of your lifeโ€ฆand maybe make it match your dreams.โ€
    • โ€œTop of the morning to you! May your day be as awesome as me!๐Ÿคฃโ€
    • โ€œEvery morning is like a blank canvas. Now all we have to do is learn to paint.โ€
    • โ€œWelcome to a new day! And like a garbage phoenix, may you rise from the gutter you call a bed.โ€
    • โ€œWakey-wakey, rise and grind! Todayโ€™s agenda: conquer the world with coffeeโ˜•๏ธ in one hand and determination๐Ÿ’ช in the other. Letโ€™s do this!โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Letโ€™s face the day with the enthusiasm of a child and the caffeine tolerance of an adult.โ€
    • โ€œWelcome to a new day! Time to trade your pillow for a cup of coffee and take the world by stormโ€ฆone yawn at a time!โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Remember, smiling before 10 AM is a sign of strength, not insanity.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, sunshine!๐ŸŒž Todayโ€™s forecast: 99% chance of needing coffee and 100% chance of you being awesome.โ˜•๏ธ Get out there and shine bright!โ€
    • โ€œHey there, morning warrior! Remember, the early bird gets the worm, but the late riser gets the brunch buffet. Choose wisely and have a delicious day!โ€
    • โ€œRise and shine, my friend! Remember, life is short, so smile while you still have teeth. And if all else fails, blame it on the lack of coffee.โ˜•๏ธโ€
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Witty Good Morning Quotes

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  1. Sharing laughter with others helps to build your relationship and help you forge lasting bonds. [2] But sometimes, itโ€™s hard to think of something witty to say. The good news is that you can rely on the pros with one of these funny quotes about mornings:
    • โ€œJust in case you ever foolishly forget, I'm never not thinking of you." โ€” Virginia Woolf, Selected Diaries
    • โ€œGood morning is a contradiction of terms.โ€ โ€” Jim Davis
    • โ€œNever face facts; if you do, youโ€™ll never get up in the morning.โ€ โ€” Marlo Thomas
    • โ€œBirds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we donโ€™t speak bird.โ€ โ€” Kurt Cobain
    • โ€œThe first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.โ€ โ€” Dorothy Parker
    • โ€œGood morning, star shine. The earth says hello!โ€ โ€” Hair
    • โ€œI like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.โ€ โ€” Lewis Black
    • โ€œI may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning, I will be sober, and you will still be ugly. โ€” Winston Churchill
    • โ€œDo you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?โ€ โ€” J.R.R. Tolkien
    • โ€œI wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then, I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.โ€ โ€” Benjamin Franklin
    • โ€œMoist groaned. It was the crack of seven, and he was allergic to the concept of two seven oโ€™clocks in one day.โ€ โ€” Terry Pratchett
    • โ€œTodayโ€™s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness.โ€ โ€” Nanea Hoffman
    • โ€œIโ€™ve got nothing to say, but itโ€™s okay. Good morning, good morning.โ€ โ€” The Beatles, โ€œGood Morning Good Morningโ€
    • โ€œMy routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark, and bolt out the door. โ€” Willie Geist
    • โ€œProgress isnโ€™t made by early risers. Itโ€™s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. โ€” Robert Heinlein
    • โ€œEveryone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.โ€ โ€” Tony Smite
    • โ€œEven bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. โ€” David Lynch
    • โ€œMorning not only forgives, it forgets.โ€ โ€”Marty Rubin
    • โ€œSunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip.โ€ โ€” Kris Kidd
    • โ€œLove is blind. Especially in the morning, because I canโ€™t see a damn thing before having coffee.โ€ โ€” Aleksandra Ninkovic
    • โ€œMorning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.โ€ โ€” Glen Cook
    • โ€œI want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, 'Aw s***, heโ€™s up!'โ€ โ€” Steve Maraboli
    • โ€œEvery single day, I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says, โ€˜Good joke.โ€™ Then we laugh for some more time, and I go back to bed.โ€ โ€” Gehenna Toss
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Witty Good Morning Texts for Long Distance

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  1. Being away from your significant other can be hard, whether temporary or long-term. One of the best ways to connect with your partner when you arenโ€™t together is to have good communication. [3] So, use one of these witty good morning messages to keep in touch and let them know how much you miss them:
    • โ€œGood morning, sweetheart! Ready to dazzle the world with your awesomenessโ€ฆafter a few snoozes? I wish I were there with you!โ€
    • โ€œMorning, beautiful. Did you dream about me or should I be jealous of the three-headed dog again?
    • โ€œGood morning, sweetheart! I miss youโ€”morning breath and all!๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿฅฐโ€
    • โ€œI need you more than I need my coffee in the morning, but the coffee will have to do for now. Can't wait to see you!โ€
    • โ€œYou are the French to my toast.๐Ÿž I wanted to say good morning and that Iโ€™m also very hungry right now.๐Ÿซฃโ€
    • โ€œGood morning, sweetie. I seem to have lost my reason for waking up early in the morningโ€ฆwish I was there with you.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Remember, your bed will be there to comfort you after a long day. Wish I could be there to keep it warm for you.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, gorgeous! If youโ€™re reading this, it means my wish for you to have a great day is already coming true.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Wake up and smell the coffee โ€“ or, if you prefer, wake up and smell the opportunity to nap later. Either way, have a fabulous day!โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ดโ€
    • โ€œHey, cutie, rise and shine! Just remember, if the day feels long, my love for you is longer. I miss you!โ€
    • โ€œGood morning. Iโ€™ve been dreaming about my morning cup of coffeeโ€ฆOh, and you, too.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! If you were here, I'd make you whatever breakfast you wanted (as long as it was a bowl of cereal)!๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿคญโ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Remember, coffee is like a long-distance hug in a mug (from me)! If your mug feels a little cold, itโ€™s time for a refill and another hug. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„โ€
    • โ€œMorning, my dear! I sent a hug and a kiss with this message, but the postman said it was too big to fit.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, love! Remember, the early bird catches the wormโ€ฆbut who wants worms for breakfast anyway? ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ› Enjoy your cereal instead! ๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿ˜‰ Wish I were there to share!โ€
    • โ€œSending you good vibes from far away for a day so fantastic, even your coffee will be jealous of the energy you bring to the table. Go seize the day, superstar!๐ŸŒŸโ€
    • โ€œGood morning, sleepyhead! Thereโ€™s officially one more sleep until I get to see you!๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ดโ€
    • โ€œMorning! Just a little reminder that youโ€™re the jam to my peanut butter โ€“ sweet, surprising, and indispensable. I wish we were together to make the perfect sandwich.โ€
    • โ€œOkay, I admit it: I miss your bedhead!โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Just a friendly reminder that youโ€™re awesome, amazing, and capable of conquering anythingโ€ฆ except maybe mornings. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ช I canโ€™t wait to see you!โ€
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Witty Good Morning Wishes for Work Days

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  1. Laughter releases dopamine and oxytocin, hormones that help reduce stress and promote bonding. Try to keep your humor upbeat and focus on shared experiences that everyone can relate to, like the struggles associated with each day of the work week. [4] Try one of these for inspiration:
    • โ€œGood morning! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. And if your Monday is long, just pretend itโ€™s Tuesday!โ€
    • โ€œWake up, itโ€™s coffee oโ€™clock! Letโ€™s tackle this Monday with energy and maybe a few sneaky snacks. Go get โ€˜em!โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Hope your coffee is strong enough to kick that case of the Mondays to the curb!
    • โ€œHappy Monday! Itโ€™s another day in corporate cubicle paradise!โ€
    • โ€œAlert: Monday morning detected. Tactical caffeine deployment advised.โ€
    • โ€œItโ€™s Monday morning! Time to face realityโ€ฆright after this cup of coffee.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! You know what they say about Tuesdaysโ€ฆanother day, another dollar.โ€
    • โ€œHappy Tuesday! Consider today a mini-break for some quick laughs and maybe a cat videoโ€ฆ or two. You deserve a break!โ€
    • โ€œLook alive, itโ€™s only Tuesday. We have 3 more days after this.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, Tuesday! Time to rise, grind, and find some coffee beans worth their weight in gold.โ€
    • โ€œHappy Wednesday! Smileโ€ฆthe week is halfway over!โ€
    • โ€œHey! Just a heads-up, itโ€™s Wednesdayโ€”the official start to our weekend countdown. Almost there!โ€
    • โ€œWe did Monday and Tuesday, so why canโ€™t we pass Go, collect $200, and move straight to Friday now? Anywaysโ€ฆhappy Wednesday!โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! You know what day it is? Happy hump day!โ€
    • โ€œIf Wednesday morning had a face, Iโ€™d tell it to take a nap.โ€
    • โ€œMorning! Itโ€™s Thursday, so if you notice me yawning,itโ€™s just a silent scream for coffee.โ€
    • โ€œThursday morning checklist: Eyes open? Check. Survived? Check. Coffee? Double check.โ€
    • โ€œRise and shine! Itโ€™s Thursday! Pretend youโ€™re the boss or at least someone whoโ€™s had more than one cup of coffee. Youโ€™ve got this!โ€
    • โ€œHappy Thursday! That means we only have to keep on trucking for one more day!โ€
    • โ€œTop of Thursday morning! Letโ€™s tackle those targets like theyโ€™re the last donuts in the meeting room.โ€
    • โ€œMorning! Wishing you a Friday with fewer meetings, more laughs, and enough coffee to keep you buzzing all day!โ€
    • โ€œHappy Friday! Todayโ€™s forecast: 100% chance of caffeine with a sprinkle of deadlines.โ€
    • โ€œItโ€™s Friday! If we canโ€™t find the box to think outside of, itโ€™s the perfect day to stay in bed.โ€
    • โ€œRise and shine, team! Itโ€™s finally Friday!โ€
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Witty Good Morning Wishes for Friends

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  1. Sharing laughter with a friend is one of lifeโ€™s great joys. Not only does it help strengthen your bond, but waking up with a laugh can also help them feel energized and ready attack the morning. Use one of these witty morning greetings to wish your friends a great day:
    • โ€œGood morning, campers!๐Ÿ•๏ธโ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Letโ€™s pretend weโ€™re in a movie where no one needs a caffeine IV.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, bestie! Letโ€™s make some decisions weโ€™ll only half regret today!โ€
    • โ€œGโ€™day, mate!โ€
    • โ€œLook what the cat dragged in. Rough night?โ€
    • โ€œ Morning! If you have to choose between morning coffee and morning people, you know what to do.โ€
    • โ€œYou know what they say about the early bird.๐Ÿฆโ€โฌ›๐ŸชฑBut what about the bird that stayed up too late watching Netflix?๐Ÿฅฑ Anyway, good morning!โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! My apologies for waking you up too early. But when I didnโ€™t hear from you by noon, I thought you were dead!โ€
    • โ€œI have a feeling youโ€™ve snoozed your alarm one too many times today. Seize the day!โ€
    • โ€œRise and shine? More like blink and groan.โ€
    • โ€œGreetings, fellow morning hater!โ€
    • โ€œMorning greetings! You know, I could be a morning personโ€ฆif morning had a โ€˜snoozeโ€™ option.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, oh friend of mine! Thereโ€™s actually no reason for me to be up this early, but I donโ€™t want to go through it alone. Itโ€™s pretty much torture, so wake up and suffer with me.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, good morning, good morning! Itโ€™s time to wake up and smell the coffee!โ€
    • โ€œMorninโ€™, pardner!๐Ÿค  Yee-haw, time to hit the road!โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! I know you donโ€™t like to talk until youโ€™ve had your morning coffeeโ˜•๏ธ, so text me once thatโ€™s been taken care of.โ€
    • โ€œRise and shine! Just kidding, we can grumble and glare together.โ€
    • โ€œHope you have an egg-cellent๐Ÿณ morning!โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Another day, another pseudo-crack at adulthood.โ€
    • โ€œOn a scale of 1 to 10, how exhausted are you this morning? Iโ€™m at a 12.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! If anyone needs me, Iโ€™ll be accepting apologies from my alarm clock.โฐ๐Ÿฅฑโ€
    • โ€œKnock, knock! Whoโ€™s there? Your friend! My friend who? Your friend who needs a key so I can drag you out of bed in the morning, sleepy head!โ€
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Witty Good Morning Wishes for Family

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  1. Sharing laughter doesnโ€™t only strengthen your relationship with a coworker or friend. It also helps you create family unity by making your family bond stronger. [5] Lighten the mood at home with one of these โ€œgood morningsโ€:
    • โ€œRise and shine! Or, in your case, Dad, rise and groan.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Just remember, our sibling rivalry is paused until we both have coffee.โ€
    • โ€œDear family, letโ€™s confuse today by being a day ahead of schedule. Or at least acting like it.โ€
    • โ€œHey, Bro. Send me a pic of your bedhead this morning! I need a good laugh.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, family! Remember what Great-Aunt Bessie used to sayโ€ฆcoffee is cheaper than therapy!โ€
    • โ€œWakey wakey, eggs and bake-y!๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅ“ Mom said itโ€™s time to get up!โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, Dad! I just wanted to remind you that waking up early may be a sign of adulthood, but eating cereal for breakfast is a sign of eternal youth. Embrace your inner kid and have a cereal-ously awesome day!
    • โ€œCock-a-doodle-donโ€™t even talk to me yet, bro.โ€
    • โ€œWaking up is hard, but seeing your siblingโ€™s bedhead makes it all worth it. Good morning, sis!โ€
    • โ€œMother! I summon thee to wake up this instant!โ€
    • โ€œWakey-wakey, eggs, and bakery! Except for you, sis, then itโ€™s wakey-wakey, tofu scramble-y! ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅ“โ€
    • โ€œMorning, Mom! Want my best tip for waking up with a smile? Just think about your brotherโ€™s most embarrassing moment.โ€
    • โ€œFamily bonding time: when we all share a collective groan as the alarm goes off.โ€
    • โ€œWake up, sleepyheadโ€ฆyouโ€™re gonna miss grandmaโ€™s breakfast!โ€
    • โ€œTo my family on this fine morning: May your troubles be as short-lived as your resolutions to wake up early.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, brother! Remember, life isnโ€™t about finding yourself; itโ€™s about me finding the remote before you do.โ€
    • โ€œSon, if you really loved me, youโ€™d bring me coffee and donuts when you wake up.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, family! Remember, the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Choose your role wisely! ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿง€โ€
    • โ€œMorninโ€™, sis! Well, donโ€™t you look bright-eyed and bushy-tailed?โ€
    • โ€œAlert: The family circus is now awake. Proceed with laughter!โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Time to rise, shine, and complain about waking up this early.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, Mom! Wake up and smell the optimism! Or is that just the bacon cooking? Either way, itโ€™s a win-win! ๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒžโ€
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Witty Good Morning Texts for Him

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  1. A good sense of humor is one of the top most appealing traits in a romantic partner. Thereโ€™s also some evidence that couples who laugh together are more satisfied with their relationships. [6] Give that special man in your life a morning chuckleโ€”and remind him what a catch you areโ€”with one of these witty โ€œgood morningโ€ texts:
    • โ€œGood morning! Hope your day is as nice as your butt.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ˆโ€
    • โ€œMorning, handsome! Did I set my alarm just to send you a good morning text? Quite possiblyโ€ฆโ€
    • โ€œ๐ŸšจAlert! ๐ŸšจThe hottest guy in the world has just awoken! Good morning!๐Ÿ˜‰โ€
    • โ€œMorning, handsome! I love you more than coffee, but please donโ€™t make me prove it.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, stud muffin! Have an incredible day!โ€
    • โ€œ Morninโ€™! On a scale of one to 10, Iโ€™d give our date last night an 11. How about you?๐Ÿค”โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Hope your day is as exciting as your bedhead this morningโ€”just a bit easier to tame!โ€
    • โ€œScrew the sunโ€”my day starts and ends with you! Good morning, handsome!โ€
    • โ€œHey, my love! If my day started with a dollar for every time I thought of you, Iโ€™d be rich enough to buy you coffee.โ˜•โ˜• Be there in 15?๐Ÿƒโ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Youโ€™re my happy placeโ€ฆother than this really comfy bed.โ€
    • โ€œMorning, handsome! I love you more than Iโ€™d love to press snooze on my alarm all day long.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, babe. I miss your face!๐Ÿ˜šโ€
    • โ€œYou up? Just wanted to say good morning!โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, lover! If you were a vegetable, youโ€™d be a cute-cumber.๐Ÿฅ’ Just a little something to start your day with a veggie smile!๐Ÿ˜โ€
    • โ€œWassup cutie pie?โ€
    • โ€œWanna be bad with me and call in sick to work?โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, handsome.๐Ÿฅฐ Wanna come over and hit the snooze button 10 times with me?โ€โฐ
    • โ€œAre you tired yet? You kept running๐Ÿƒ through my dreams last night! ๐Ÿ˜โ€
    • โ€œAre you looking like Beauty or the Beast this AM? Good morning, either way!โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, sweetheart! Spoiler alert: I need coffee.โ€
    • โ€œMorning, baby! When are you going to come and give me my good morning kiss? Iโ€™m waiting!โ€
    • โ€œRise and shine, my morning star! Remember, your snore is my favorite symphony.โ€
Section 9 of 10:

Witty Good Morning Texts for Her

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  1. Thereโ€™s some research that suggests women prefer funny guys. [7] So, help her remember why she fell for you in the first place with one of these witty morning greetings:
    • โ€œGood morning, beautiful! Waking up early is overrated, but getting to talk to you makes it all worthwhile.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, beautiful! I need you more than I need my coffee this morning! And you know I AM a coffee addict!โ€
    • โ€œWake up and slay the day, babe.โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Do you believe in love at first text, or should I text you again?๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐโ€
    • โ€œHope your day is as nice as your face"
    • โ€œHey babe, good morning! My cat misses you, so please come over. ๐Ÿ˜ฝโ€
    • โ€œI like you a latte! Enjoy your morning cup of Joe.โ€
    • โ€œI planned to send you a romantic good morning message, but this is all I've got. Good morning.๐Ÿ˜†โ€
    • โ€œTop of the morning to my favorite person!โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! I thought of sending you a sweet message, but I guess you prefer me a bit salty.โ€
    • โ€œHope your morning coffee is as hot as you!โ™จ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒถ๏ธโ€
    • โ€œMorning, babe! I know every day of your life is better now that Iโ€™m in it! ;)โ€
    • โ€œMorning, sunshine! How does it feel to be the reason the sun got up today?โ€
    • โ€œI think we really ought to move in together at this point.๐Ÿ  Texting isn't cutting it.๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜šโ€
    • โ€œMorning! Did you know the birds were holding auditions for your morning alarm? Spoiler: they all got the part.โ€
    • โ€œHi, can we avoid all of our responsibilities and spend the whole day in bed? Please?โ€
    • โ€œGood morning! Letโ€™s make a deal: you bless the day with your beauty, and Iโ€™ll cover it with my love.โ€
    • โ€œWakey wakey, sunshine! Your royal highness of the pillow kingdom, itโ€™s time to rise and shine!โ€
    • โ€œGood morning, sleeping beauty! Time to awaken and make all the other princesses jealous.๐Ÿ‘‘โ€
    • โ€œAlert! The world is over-caffeinated, and only your smile can save us now. Good morning!โ€
    • โ€œRise and shine, love! The bed is officially filing a missing personโ€™s report for you.โ€
    • โ€œKnock knock! Whoโ€™s there? Your personal wake-up fairy with a bucket of sunshine and giggles.๐Ÿงš๐Ÿชฃโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿคญโ€
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Section 10 of 10:

How to Greet People in the Morning

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  1. Having a positive attitude can help reduce stress and improve your health. [8] Greeting someone with a smile or a friendly texting tone can help others start their day on a high note. Some believe it even lifts the other personโ€™s spirits. [9]
    • Try not to be too over-the-top with your morning greeting, though. It may seem sarcastic or insincere.
    • An overly enthusiastic greeting can also annoy someone who takes a little longer to get going in the morning.
    • Try a simple, witty โ€œgood morningโ€ delivered with a smile to give them a chuckle.
  2. Make your good morning more personalโ€”and funnierโ€”by making a joke each person finds especially funny. [10] This is easier when you know the person. For example, a joke about coffee is going to land better with a coffee drinker than with someone who drinks tea in the morning.
    • When offering a funny morning greeting, try to avoid controversial subjects or offensive material. This is especially important at work.
    • Stand-up comedian Kendall Payne recommends trying to see the humor in everyday situations that other people may miss.
    • If you donโ€™t know someone well but see them often, a cheerful โ€œgood morningโ€ with a universal joke, like something about hitting the snooze button.
  3. Picking up a morning treat can make friends or coworkers much more likely to laugh at your witty greeting. Itโ€™s also a great way to say โ€œgood morning!โ€ While it may not be financially possible to bring treats every day, an occasional morning pick-me-up is thoughtfulโ€ฆand usually very much appreciated.
    • Consider checking in with your friends or coworkers to see if someone else is bringing treats or find out what people like to drink.
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