Girl Seeks Boy for Watch Morning Cartoons and Eat Sugary Cereal I’m just your average journalist who appreciates an enormous bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch with her Legend of Korra...or Cocoa Pebbles with Spongebob Squarepants. It’s pretty much the best way to start everyday. I’m a lanky 5’10” and am looking for someone to be un-muscular with me. I can change my own oil, but I do have a lot of difficulty with pasta sauce jars, so that’s going to have to be all you. I love to bake, so I might make you fat. I’m like the walking dead when I first wake up, and I loathe cilantro. I save my compassion for those who truly need it, and I have horrible vision. My hair color changes with the season, and I’ve never liked mini skirts. I cool off just as fast as I get fired up. I don’t watch non-cartoon, but I love movies (dark comedy preferred). A great night in is multi-flavored popcorn and a BBC documentary; A great night out is rollercoasters followed by a rave followed by a motorcycle ride at sunrise. I’ve got three sisters, and they’re all as tough as me. You will get spoiled. You will need to show that you appreciate it. You will get fat. (Did I say that already?) You will probably fall right in love. You will have impeccable etiquette but still be ruthlessly honest. You will have amazing taste in a vast array of music genres. You will be a little cocky. Maybe very cocky. Yeah, pretty cocky. You will a perfectionist like me. You will have your priorities in order. You will have your own hobbies and passions, which I will respect. And you will be adored and cherished by yours truly. Can’t wait to grab some cereal with you.