Do I Have a Dirty Sense of Humor?

Take this quiz to see how filthy your mind is!

Is your mind in the gutter, or is it clean as a whistle? Do your jokes make people blush, or do they roll their eyes at how wholesome they are? We’re here to tell you!

Answer these quick and funny questions, and we’ll tell you how dirty your sense of humor is. And don’t worry, we love a good grimy joke, so we won’t judge.

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Questions Overview

1. Quick! Don't think, just choose an emoji:
  1. 🍆
  2. 🍑
  3. 👄
  4. 🔥
2. Do people ever get offended by your jokes?
  1. All the time! I gotta be careful.
  2. Sometimes, but not all the time.
  3. Not very often, but now and then!
  4. Never!
3. Choose the funniest punchline: Why did the weatherman start blushing?
  1. Because the forecast called for 8 inches.
  2. He felt the wind blow a little too hard.
  3. He saw the climate change.
  4. He was on cloud 9.
4. Would you say it's easy for you to get other people to laugh?
  1. It's kind of hard, honestly. My humor isn’t for everyone.
  2. It's hit or miss, but when it lands, it really lands.
  3. Usually, yeah. Most people laugh at my jokes.
  4. Everyone at least smiles at my jokes, from kids to grandparents.
5. What's the funniest outfit to wear to a party?
  1. A birthday suit.
  2. A chair for people to sit on.
  3. Go dressed as the host.
  4. A clown costume.
6. Don't think, just pick a word:
  1. Titillating
  2. Masticate
  3. Thallus
  4. Wonky
7. Choose a punchline: Are you a pie?
  1. Because I'd like a piece of you!
  2. Because you sure butter me up!
  3. Because you seem pretty flaky.
  4. Because you're sweet as can be!
8. Have you ever regretted telling a certain joke because it went too far?
  1. Yeah, there are definitely some I shouldn't have said out loud...
  2. Once or twice, but not often.
  3. Never!
  4. I don't remember.
9. What is the most common reaction to your jokes?
  1. A shocked gasp
  2. Hysterical tears
  3. A weary groan
  4. A cheeky giggle
10. Would you tell your dirtiest joke to a room full of strangers?
  1. Never. It would be way too much for people.
  2. Possibly. I feel like most people could handle it.
  3. Yeah, why not?
  4. I can't even think of a dirty joke I’d tell!
11. Which of these TV shows do you most like?
  1. South Park, Big Mouth, or Hazbin Hotel
  2. Rick & Morty, Shameless, or Family Guy
  3. The Simpsons, The Office, or Bob's Burgers
  4. The Good Place, SpongeBob Squarepants, or Ted Lasso

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Telling Better Dirty Jokes

Everyone loves a dirty joke now and then. Even when we look at a dirty joke teller disapprovingly, there’s a good chance we’re cracking up on the inside. That said, a dirty sense of humor is an art, and it’s not something you can just throw around carelessly. Here’s how to curate your dirty sense of humor without pushing it too far:

Know your audience. A dirty joke only works around people who are down with that sort of thing. Otherwise, you’ll just get blank stares, and things could get awkward. Only crack your dirty joke around people you know, and people you know will appreciate it. Otherwise, put it in your pocket and save it for later.

Right place, right time. You probably shouldn’t use that filthy punchline at a funeral, or a daycare, or a job interview. As with any sort of humor, the context matters. A bar, or a kickback with a bunch of relaxed, good-humored people? Go for it. Your girlfriend’s mom’s house during a family reunion? Not so much.

Mix it up. If you only ever tell dirty jokes, your humor becomes predictable, and people might get tired of it, no matter how shocking the joke is. The best way to get more laughs is to diversify! Tell some totally clean and innocent jokes now and then. That way, the next time you so get dirty, people will be more genuinely surprised and taken off-guard, making the joke funnier.

Be dirty, not offensive. Dirty jokes are a time-honored tradition that have been around since as long as people could tell jokes. There’s a difference between a dirty joke and a plain old offensive or hurtful joke, though. When in doubt, ask yourself: Is it mean? Is it meant to deliberately hurt someone? Does the joke have a “victim” instead of a punchline?

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