Give me some good roast lines
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Looking for the best lines to roast my friends and family please, can be brutal or more playful as long as they're funny! thank you in advance!
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Here are some funny but savage roasts. Use them carefully and make sure everyone knows it's all fun and games.
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- Your opinion is almost as bad as your eyebrows.
- You are as useless as a concrete parachute.
- You're like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down your hair, you've let down everyone in your life.
- You've got the IQ of wet cardboard.
- You smell like hotdog water.
- If laziness were a competition, you’d come in second because you’d be too lazy to compete.
- You skipped the “being normal” gene.
- When I see you coming, I get pre-annoyed. I figured it’s smart to prepare ahead of time.
- You look like a “before” photo.
- Even your hairline wants nothing to do with that face.
- There’s someone out there for everyone. For you, that’s a therapist.
- I'd challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you've come unarmed.
- Your disapproval means nothing to me; I've seen what makes you cheer.
- I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
- You're like a cloud. When you disappear it's a beautiful day.
- I've seen salads dressed better than you.
- You're the reason we have instructions on shampoo bottles.
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- Your disapproval means nothing to me; I've seen what makes you cheer.
- I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
- You're like a cloud. When you disappear it's a beautiful day.
- I've seen salads dressed better than you.
- You're the reason we have instructions on shampoo bottles.
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I have some roasts that'll make you want to die in a hole. Number 1: I would explain what I just said to you, but I don't have the patience or the crayons to help you understand. Number 2: I don't have the energy to pretend that I like you today. Number 3: I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and someone forgot to say 'when'. Anyways, hope you have fun!
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Here is a good one: bro, your mom is so dumb she bought a spoon to the super bowl
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I'm looking for comebacks to basically "Put your book down." that are not mean, but will also get this guy to leave me alone. He is in no position of authority, but I don't want to become the bully. Any ideas?
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Roses are red violets are blue 2+2= 5 and 5+4= 9 oh wait I made a mistake when I look at you I can’t even think straight
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- You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
- You've got the perfect face for radio.
- If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
- Is your mind on vacation?
- You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
- You're not a complete idiot...some parts are missing.
- You have the charm of a wet sponge.
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- You've got the perfect face for radio.
- If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
- Is your mind on vacation?
- You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
- You're not a complete idiot...some parts are missing.
- You have the charm of a wet sponge.
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