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Funny, creative, & savage lines for the ultimate burn
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Looking to roast people in a funny and playful manner? We’ve got you covered! In this article, we’ve put together the ultimate list of insults and comebacks that you can use to roast your friends, family members, and anyone else in your life. We’ll also teach you how to come up with your own unique lines, plus go over the general rules of roasting to maintain a respectful and entertaining exchange.
Funny & Creative Roasts to Win Any Argument
- You smell like hot dog water.
- Your mom looks like a Muppet.
- I hope you accidentally step on a Lego.
- Even Bob Ross would call you a mistake.
- If ugly was a day, you’d be an entire year.
- Your hairline looks like a McDonald’s sign.
- You’re proof that God has a sense of humor.
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QuestionWhat if they come with a better comeback and I don't have anything to think of?NiiodaCommunity AnswerJust say they got it from google, that usually makes them back down. If not, your last option is to roll your eyes and leave.
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QuestionWhat is the best roast in the world that can make someone cry?WikiBandicootDancer206Community AnswerEnny meeny minny moe, pull a book shelf onto you, if someone does that, congratulations. They made the world a better nation. Hickory dickory dock, god ran up the clock. He had to pick a baby, the skin color he choose is navy, cause you are the baby.
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- Focus on small quirks and habits that the other person chooses to do, instead of things they can’t change about themself (such as their weight, relationship or income status, or personal traumas). [1] X Research sourceThanks
- Dating coach and matchmaker Laura Bilotta says to “avoid joking about topics that could be sensitive or triggering, and be mindful of any signals that the other person may not be comfortable with the humor.”Thanks
- Bilotta recommends using emojis "to add a playful tone to your messages and help convey your sense of humor.” You could send a 😉, 😈, or 😝 to lighten the mood and show you're not being serious.Thanks
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Warnings
- There is a fine line between teasing and bullying. Try to avoid crossing that line.Thanks
- Never make fun of people with disabilities, it is a vile and despicable act.Thanks
- Even more vile and despicable is to mock the suffering of others.Thanks
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