Ladies—have you ever really needed to pee, but didn’t have anywhere you could go? Whether you’re traveling, on a car ride, or just unable to find a bathroom, it’s actually possible to pee in a bottle successfully! We’ll show you how to do it cleanly , plus explore the easiest-to-use portable female urinary devices (yes, they’re a thing). Read on to learn more!
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Grab a large bottle with a wide opening. Remove your clothing or push your pants/skirt/dress aside. Hold the bottle comfortably against your urethra and pee slowly, being careful not to overflow the bottle. Close it up, clean yourself, and discard the bottle. Or, consider using a pee funnel or portable urinary device.
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How to Pee in a Bottle for Women
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Try to find a bottle that holds at least 1.5 litres (0.40 US gal). A bottle with a wide mouth opening works. If you don't have a bottle, a cup or a funnel can also work. Having a cap for the bottle is also a good idea if you can't dump the content right away. [1] X Research source
- You’ll also want to have some toilet paper, paper towels, or wet wipes on hand, as well as hand sanitizer.
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2Move your clothes aside. You may only be able to push or move certain parts of your clothing out of the way if you’re not alone. Use your judgment when removing clothing so you remain comfortable throughout the process. Keep in mind that peeing outside or in public brings legal risks, like public indecency or indecent exposure (usually a misdemeanor, depending on your location).
- If you’re wearing pants or jeans, pull them down.
- If you’re wearing a skirt or a dress, lift it up.
- Remove or pull down your underwear. If you want to urinate outside discreetly , you can just pull your underwear aside, though there's a risk it will accidentally get soiled.
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Place the bottle against your urethra. If you have a small-mouth bottle and don't have a funnel, spread the labia with two fingers on one hand and put the bottle mouth over the urethra. [2] X Research source
- The urethra is located on the vulva between the clitoris and the vaginal opening. It carries urine out from the bladder as you pee. [3] X Research source
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Try to urinate slowly so it doesn’t splash upward. Make sure the pee is going into the bottle, and if not, stop peeing, readjust, and try again. Peeing slowly helps avoid ending up with urine on your clothing or body. [4] X Research source
- Avoid overflowing the bottle. Hopefully, your bottle can hold all of your pee, but if not, do your best to stop peeing when the bottle is almost full.
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Screw on the top (if it has one) and clean yourself up. Wipe yourself with toilet paper, paper towels, or wet wipes (whatever you have on hand). Don’t forget to wash your hands!
- Get rid of the bottle or clean it out with soap or bleach to use again. Only reuse the bottle for peeing; you can also mark the bottle so nobody picks it up by accident. Pour the pee into a toilet, sink, some bushes, grass, or soil (or throw the bottle away). [5] X Research source
- Practice peeing in a bottle at home before you’re in a situation where you have to actually use the bottle. It might get messy, so practice in the shower where it's easy to clean up.
Community Q&A
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QuestionWhere do I pee in my room if I can't go to the bathroom at night?PuppyDog123ABCCommunity AnswerYou might want to buy a female urinal, or prepare a empty container you won't use.
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References
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- ↑ https://www.plannedparenthood.org/blog/i-cant-figure-out-where-my-urethra-is-is-something-wrong-with-me
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- ↑ https://www.backpacker.com/gear-reviews/the-complete-guide-to-female-urination-devices/
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- ↑ https://www.backpacker.com/gear-reviews/the-complete-guide-to-female-urination-devices/
- ↑ https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/reviews/best-portable-toilets/
- ↑ https://www.backpacker.com/gear-reviews/the-complete-guide-to-female-urination-devices/
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- ↑ https://www.backpacker.com/gear-reviews/the-complete-guide-to-female-urination-devices/
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