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What do you do when you are at a sleepover and you both keep passing gas, but there's no one in the room?

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Make it into a contest; whoever wins is the farting queen.

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What should you do if this doesn't work?

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Try another method, or come clean and be better prepared next time. Everybody farts!

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What if people find out it was you?

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Why should they? They'd have to be paying pretty close attention in most cases to single you out if you're being vigilant about how you pass gas. Most people will probably willing to forgive and forget, even if you are the prime suspect.

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How can I convince people that I didn't fart when it was only my stomach growling?

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Don't deny it over and over, as doing so makes you seem more obvious. If they are people that are bugging you about it, just shrug and say you think one of them did a fart.

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What happens if it smells?

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Try not to draw attention to yourself and casually deny it if anyone confronts you and tries to blame you for it. Don't specifically blame anyone else, because then it looks like you're trying to avoid blame.

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What if someone knows it was me?

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Tell them that it wasn't you, and if they keep saying that it was you, say your stomach is rumbling from hunger. Either that or fess up and laugh it off.

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What do I do if I can't nail a poker face?

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Just act completely natural, how your face would be if you were sleeping but with your eyes open. Relax all of your facial muscles rather than tensing them in an attempt to pull a straight face. If really necessary, practice in front of a mirror.

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What if I fart and someone laughs at me?

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When you do fart loudly, social norms are broken, putting you--temporarily--outside the group. Less mature people will pounce at the opportunity to laugh at you. It allows them to single out a common 'enemy', which reinforces their feeling of belonging to a group. Of course, all this is very deep for a simple fart, so the conclusion is: if someone laughs, shrug it off; it will pass as the air clears up.

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What happens if I need to go when in class but my teacher won't let me out?

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There really are just two options: either you hold it in until the end of class, or you go to the bathroom. Regardless of whether you have permission, regardless of any consequences, if you really feel like it's coming right now, get to the bathroom.

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How do I act like I didn't fart if it smells?

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Just act casually. If you’re in a larger group of people, hold your nose and look around in a disgusted way. It won’t be long until the smell hits them too. Remember, showing signs of panic just gives it away.

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What if I farted while my teacher was behind me?

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Pretend like nothing happened. Even if she knows it was you, it's very unlikely she'd call you out in front of all the other students.

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What is the next step if say, you passed gas but more than air come out?

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You should say excuse me, but I have to use the bathroom, then run to the bathroom. It happens to everyone at some time, just act normal and others will be obliged to treat it as natural too.

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Was George Carlin correct when he said, “If two guys are in an elevator and one guy farts, everyone knows who did it”?

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Yes. Because if you're in an elevator and you pass gas, the other guy will know that it was you, because he knows he didn't do it, so who else would there be to fart?

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If I fart on the telephone, will the person on the other side hear it?

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At the most, the person will hear it as a deep scratch. You may save yourself from some embarrassment, but have to explain the noise.

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