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What should I say if someone responds with "What do you intend to do?" when I ask them "What do you want us to do?"

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You should tell them what you want to do, as they likely wouldn't ask if they weren't interested.

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What should I say if someone covers their ears and says they can't hear me during an argument?

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You can respond with, "I guess you're not interested in understanding my point of view," and then walk away.

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What should I say when someone tells me I stink?

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You can say, "Um, okay, but I don't really care." If you want to be more assertive, you could add, "How about you waste your time on someone who's not smarter than you?" or "Maybe then you could actually win something in your life—an argument."

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What should I say if someone says, "OMG, I thought I smelled you, but it wasn't much"?

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You could respond with, "Thanks, I'm glad I don't smell like you," or "Why are you literally sticking your nose in my business?"

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What do you say when school kids insult your beliefs?

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Respond with "FYI: It's a free country" or "And I should care what you think because...?"

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What should I say if someone calls me a stupid baby?

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You can respond with, "I'd hate to be more stupid than a baby," or "Thanks! I could say the same about you."

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How do I respond if someone tells me, "Shut up! Literally nobody cares!"?

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You can respond with phrases like "You first," "No, I'm good," or "I don't think I do either."

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What is a good comeback when someone tells me to go kill myself?

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You can respond with, "And why should I listen to you?", "Ok..?", "No thanks", "I'm good", or "Nah, bro.".

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What should I say if someone claims my best friend is annoying?

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You could respond with, "Well, maybe you've found some competition! I think you might win because you can also be quite annoying!"

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What should I say if someone tells me I have a bad attitude?

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You can shrug and say, "Fine by me," then walk away.

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What should I say if someone calls me a blobfish?

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You could respond with, "I'm not your mirror, you know," which effectively turns the comment back on them.

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What should I say if someone tells me, "You're going to have to pause your comeback arc"?

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You could respond with, "I have better comebacks than a fish—whoops! I mean you." Or say, "Yep, because you are definitely always right," then flash a sarcastic smile and walk away.

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What can I say if someone tells me I look like a sea lion because I'm fat and sound like I'm barking all the time?

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Respond with, "Thanks! I think that sea lions are cool, too!" It may sound cheesy, but it shows confidence.

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What do you say when someone keeps copying everything you say?

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Crack a joke about them idolizing you or wanting to be you. Say something along the lines of "I just knew that someday everyone would look up to me" or "I must be really cool if you're trying this hard to be just like me."

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What should I say when someone tells me I'm annoying?

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Try saying, "Right back atcha!" This response suggests they are just as annoying as they claim you are.

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What to say if someone says you are short?

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You could say something like, "If I were tall, I would have hit my head and become stupid like you", "I know you are, but what am I(say at everything else they say)?" That last one's a classic.

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What do i say if someone asks me why I'm so fat and ugly?

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If you want to take it a little less than seriously than you could say something like, "Wow! Thank you so much for noticing. I really appreciate it." Just know that you are BEAUTIFUL. :)

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What can I ask a person if they are doing silly things or are annoying very much to me?

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Say "Oh, I'm sorry, you must have nothing better to do in your life besides being around me and being annoying, huh? You must be obsessed!"

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What to say when someone runs around saying scaredy cat at you?

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Say "Yes, I am a scaredy cat. Your face is so butt-ugly it's terrifying. Your face might as well become a Halloween mask!"

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What to say if someone keeping calling you rat?

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Say "At least I'm not an ugly, uneducated, immature rat! It's too bad you're one of the common crusty ones." This should leave them with nothing to say.

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What happens if they say something cool back? What do you say then?

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Offer them a compliment about what they said. Maybe that will soften their heart a little.

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What do you say if someone calls you a pig?

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You could say something like "I wouldn't be talking if I was you, honestly."

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What to reply back when they say I make the mess and you clean up?

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Say "But that mess you make is POOP! Even worse it comes from your mouth! So clean it up yourself or if you are not potty trained get your mom to clean it for you."

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What do you say when someone says "your voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard"?

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Say, "Oh I'm sorry, I think your hearings gone cuckoo! Well, suits your personality!"

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What good comeback can you use when someone is interrupting you?

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Just simply interrupt them back. But not too much, a fight might break out. Just stop talking to them and say something like "Why are you interrupting me? I won't listen to you or talk to you because this isn't good for me or you" or " Say all you need to say right now so you won't need to interrupt me."

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