Q&A for How to Eat a Burger

Yes, you have to eat the burger.

No, cutting the burger into smaller portions is optional based on your own preference. Some people might find it easier to handle smaller portions at a time, while others don't mind handling the entire burger.

"Taco meat" is a vague term, and it could encompass beef, pork and other meats; it may also be something in taco seasoning that you're allergic to, such as MSG. Burgers are typically made from beef, although turkey and vegan options are available.

Don't eat them. Not every food we eat is something we'll like, so if you've discovered you don't like the taste of burgers, you shouldn't make yourself eat them. Find other foods you like and enjoy eating those instead.

No, you don't have to add condiments on your burger if you don't want to. It's recommended since it adds more flavor to the burger, but you are welcome to eat it as a plain burger, too.

It is best to eat them slowly. If you eat too fast, you miss the flavor and risk gagging on it. Also, burgers taste better when you can actually taste it!

Order one at a restaurant, buy premade burgers in a store, or Make a Hamburger from scratch.

Sure! The best way would be to use a knife and cut the burger in half first, then use the fork to take bites out of it. You could also take the burger apart, piece by piece, and use the fork to eat the pieces separately. You could use a fork for example if you just applied nail polish that hasn't had time to dry yet.