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My girlfriend farts in front of me like it's no big deal. Should I just do the same?

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If she can do it in front of you, then you should be able to do it in front of her.

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What do I do if I fart in front of my boyfriend and he doesn't think it's funny?

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He obviously has no sense of humor or he just isn't in the same place yet. The first fart of any relationship is always a difficult thing to handle for both parts. Just laugh it off and explain that you feel comfortable around him, and hope he feels comfortable around you, too.

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What do I do if my girlfriend and I are farting and I feel uncomfortable, even though she says it's okay?

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It's normal to feel sort of uncomfortable, especially if you haven't been together that long. Just remember, this is a sign that she totally accepts you. It's a good thing!

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What if she breaks up with me because I farted?

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This seems highly unlikely, but if she does break up with you because of this, she probably wasn't that serious about you to begin with.

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After how many years is it acceptable to fart on your girlfriend's face?

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None, actually. It's very rude to fart in someone's face. You could find yourself in a bad situation if you do.

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What if we both pass gas but both of us are doing it privately?

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No matter what, try to head to the bathroom. However, if you can't and she notices, just be honest and say, "Excuse me."

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