Rap battles are a time-honored tradition where you get to roast your friends to a sick beat. The best roasts are funny, catchy, and painfully accurate. We compiled the greatest roasts in rap history from the biggest hip-hop beefs, as well as plenty of brutal roasts to use on your friends. We’ll also show you how to write your own, to boot. Grab a mic and catch this beat. You’re up next!
Writing a Good Rap Roast
Focus your diss on a funny quirk or habit your friend has, like taking too long in the bathroom or never cleaning their room. Make it rhyme to make your roast catchy, and keep it short so it doesn’t get awkward. Avoid topics that cut too deep, like family problems or illness, which can kill the vibe.
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Roasting Your Friends in a Rap Battle
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1Keep your roasts lighthearted if you’re roasting friends. With big rap beefs, the rapper’s reputations and careers (and sometimes their lives) are on the line. [5] X Research source But usually when you’re roasting someone , it’s just a friendly competition between buds. Avoid cutting too deep or focusing on things your friends are sensitive about. Keep it easygoing, fun, and remember that it’s just a game.
- This is a great time to remind them of funny things they did in the past, or embarrassing things that’ll really get them blushing (without making them angry).
- If this is a serious event, feel free to push a little harder and dig a little deeper. Just keep in mind that the audience needs to approve of your bars, too, and if you go too hard, they might not keep rooting for you.
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2Target your opponent’s quirks instead of their serious flaws. Some things might dampen the mood, like mentioning a dead relative, or your opponent’s addictions or illnesses. Instead, notice the funny little habits or quirks they have, and focus on those. [6] X Research source When in doubt, roast something your opponent has control over, like how they dress or act, and not their physical traits or serious struggles, which they don’t have control over.
- Good example: “All dressed up like it’s your first of school, huh? Tuck in your shirt, geek, and try not to drool, bud.”
- Bad example: “Your mom left because you’re ugly.”
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3Keep each diss short, sweet, and about 2 lines or less. We’re not writing novels here, just dissing our friends. If your bar is too long, it could get awkward or you might mess up the delivery. Keep each diss short, snappy, and self-contained, then move on to the next one. That way, they’re more memorable, and you can pack more punches into your diss.
- When in doubt, keep your disses to 1 or 2 lines or sentences, and try to keep each line under 15-20 syllables.
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4Find good bars by making lines that rhyme. Rhyming isn’t a requirement, but it’s a shortcut to making your bars flow and sound catchy. Start by spitting out any old bar, then take note of the last word, and form your next bar just by rhyming with that word. It’s as simple as that!
- For example, you might think of the line, “Verse so hot it’s lit like kerosene.” Then, look for a good word that rhymes with kerosene. How about “obscene?” That’s a negative word that’s easy to work into a line, like, “Beat you so bad the audience finds it obscene.”
- Remember to stay on beat, and make sure that your rhyme also has some rhythm and that you can say it in time to the beat.
- Feel free to write your lines ahead of time and recite them when the moment comes. That said, great rappers master the art of improv .
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- ↑ https://www.billboard.com/lists/diss-songs-rap/2pac-feat-the-outlawz-hit-em-up/
- ↑ https://www.complex.com/music/a/tracewilliamcowen/pusha-t-drake-kendrick-lamar-legal-action
- ↑ https://hiphopdx.com/news/id.591/title.jay-z-feud-with-nas-went-too-far
- ↑ https://www.billboard.com/lists/diss-songs-rap/50-cent-back-down/
- ↑ https://www.billboard.com/lists/diss-songs-rap/50-cent-back-down/
- ↑ https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how-to-roast-your-friend-just-enough-that-theyll-want-to-remain-your-friend
- ↑ https://www.howmusicworks.org/504/Meter-and-Rhythm/BarMeasure-Divisions