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Sometimes, giving the same old boring response to the same old boring question can get...well, old. When your friend asks you to "Guess what?" hit them with the perfect unexpected response instead. We've pulled together all of the cleverest, most hilarious replies to this question so you'll always know exactly what to say. To learn how to earn some laughs with your response to "Guess what?" read on!

  1. "What?" is by far the most common response to "Guess what?" So if you're just looking for a straightforward, classic reply, then this is the way to go. But if you're looking for something sillier, feel free to throw in some sarcasm and create a seriously hilarious moment: [1]
    • Act overly interested in their news. Use an exaggerated tone, a surprised facial expression, or a gasp. Something like "Oh my gosh, what?!" or "I can't even imagine
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what you're going to say!" could work well.

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    • If they sigh or roll their eyes, follow up with dramatic, frantic questions: "Tell me! I can't take it anymore. What is it?"
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“You’re PREGNANT?!”

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  1. If the two of you are hanging out in a coffee shop or clothing store, respond in a voice loud enough for others to hear. This way, your conversation partner will be half amused and half embarrassed—making for the perfect sarcastic response. [6]
    • Just make sure that whatever surprising fake fact you pick, it won’t genuinely upset the other person.
    • If you know this person is self-conscious about their grades, for example, don’t loudly ask if they failed a test.
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“You finally got that rash under control? Happy for you.”

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