300+ Crazy & Wacky “Would You Rather” Questions

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Looking to spice up your game of “Would You Rather?” Well, you’re in luck! We scoured the internet for the weirdest , wackiest, and dirtiest “would you rather” questions. Whether you’re playing with friends , loved ones, your crush, or even strangers, these questions are sure to spark a fun conversation! Take a look at the weird “would you rather” questions below to get started.

The Weirdest “Would You Rather” Questions

  • Would you rather have smelly feet or bad breath?
  • Would you rather look like a fish or smell like a fish?
  • Would you rather be bald or have no eyebrows?
  • Would you rather sweat maple syrup or cry grape jelly?
  • Would you rather run into an alien or Bigfoot?
Section 1 of 8:

Weird “Would You Rather” Questions

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  1. Ask a question about a crazy scenario to be wacky and fun. “Would you rather” questions don’t have to make sense—they can be as bizarre as you want them to be! The more impossible the scenario and the more ridiculous the choices are, the better.
    • Would you rather swim in a pool full of Nutella or maple syrup? [1]
    • Would you rather be 11 feet tall or 9 inches tall?
    • Would you rather vomit on your hero or have your hero vomit on you?
    • Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear for a week?
    • Would you rather have a sing-off with Ariana Grande or a dance-off with Rihanna?
    • Would you rather drink from a toilet or pee in a litter box?
    • Would you rather be trapped in the middle of a food fight or a water balloon fight?
    • Would you rather have a third nipple or an extra toe?
    • Would you rather be attacked by one giant duck or a hundred tiny ducks?
    • Would you rather buy all used underwear or all used toothbrushes?
    • Would you rather have seven fingers on each hand or seven toes on each foot?
    • Would you rather have super-sensitive hearing or taste buds?
    • Would you rather only eat pizza for a year or never eat pizza again?
    • Would you rather drink sour milk or brush your teeth with soap?
    • Would you rather only eat raw food or only eat TV dinners?
    • Would you rather never have a wedgie or never have anything stuck in your teeth ever again?
    • Would you rather be an unknown superhero or an infamous villain?
    • Would you rather have a third ear or a third eye?
    • Would you rather be able to erase your own memories or be able to erase other people’s memories?
    • Would you rather wear nothing but neon green or neon orange for the rest of your life?
    • Would you rather sell all of your possessions or one of your organs?
    • Would you rather clean a toilet with your toothbrush or a floor with your tongue?
    • Would you rather be abducted by aliens or bitten by a zombie?
    • Would you rather live with vampires or werewolves?
    • Would you rather give up brushing your hair or brushing your teeth?
    • Would you rather always have wet socks or always have a rock stuck in your shoe?
    • Would you rather bathe in dishwater or wash dishes in your bathwater?
    • Would you rather wear one or seven colors every day?
    • Would you rather walk barefoot in a public bathroom or walk through poison ivy?
    • Would you rather pass gas every time you meet someone or burp every time you kiss someone?
    • Would you rather always have smelly breath or smelly feet?
    • Would you rather look like a fish or smell like a fish?
    • Would you rather be bald or have no eyebrows?
    • Would you rather sweat maple syrup or cry grape jelly?
    • Would you rather run into an alien or Bigfoot?
    • Would you rather be kidnapped by pirates or aliens?
    • Would you rather eat a raw onion or an entire lemon?
    • Looking for even crazier “would you rather” questions? Check out this list of other uniquely wild questions !
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Funny “Would You Rather” Questions

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  1. Ask a “would you rather” question that’ll make anyone laugh out loud. The game of “Would You Rather” doesn’t have to be serious—it’s supposed to be fun! Try asking one of these hilarious questions to get someone’s creative wheels turning:
    • Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every song you hear? [2]
    • Would you rather cuddle a koala or play with a panda?
    • Would you rather run at 100 mph or fly at 20 mph?
    • Would you rather spend the day with pirates or ninjas?
    • Would you rather give up cursing or give up ice cream forever?
    • Would you rather hunt and gather all of your food or only eat McDonald’s?
    • Would you rather have a mullet or a perm?
    • Would you rather be invisible or be able to fly?
    • Would you rather be able to read minds or predict the future?
    • Would you rather be Batman or Iron Man?
    • Would you rather give up coffee or soda forever?
    • Would you rather have a tattoo of the title of the last song you listened to or the last book you read?
    • Would you rather wear clothes that are always too big or always too small?
    • Would you rather give your boss or parents access to your internet history?
    • Would you rather have a permanent unibrow or no eyebrows?
    • Would you rather only be able to listen to Christmas music or only be able to watch Christmas movies?
    • Would you rather be on Survivor or The Bachelor ?
    • Would you rather give up the internet or showering for a month?
    • Would you rather always have bad gas or bad breath?
    • Would you rather go without shampoo or toothpaste for the rest of your life?
    • Would you rather always have to hop around on one foot or always have to squat?
    • Would you rather only speak in rhyme or riddles for the rest of your life?
    • Would you rather only be able to use chopsticks or only eat with your hands?
    • Would you rather lose the ability to cry or cry every 20 minutes?
    • Would you rather wear a green leprechaun hat or fairy wings every day?
    • Would you rather only be able to travel by donkey or giraffe?
    • Would you rather be able to talk to animals or see the future?
    • Would you rather be able to shrink down to the size of an ant or grow the size of a skyscraper?
    • Would you rather be reincarnated as a fish or a crab?
    • Would you rather have a pet tiger or a pet lion?
    • Would you rather only be able to wear heavy boots or never wear shoes again?
    • Would you rather have no eyelashes or no fingernails?
    • Would you rather never be able to shower or shave your legs again?
    • Would you rather be in a horror movie or an action movie?
    • Would you rather have a hook for a hand or a peg for a leg?
    • Would you rather be smacked in the face with a fish or farted on?
    • Would you rather be someone’s pet goldfish or a wild frog?
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Dirty “Would You Rather” Questions

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  1. Ask a spicy “would you rather” question to be flirtatious or sexy. Feeling a bit bold? Amp up the stakes with your partner, crush, or lover with one of these dirty “would you rather” questions. They’re sure to give you and your partner a few ideas ( wink, wink ):
    • Would you rather never kiss or never hold hands again? [3]
    • Would you rather watch a steamy movie or read a steamy book?
    • Would you rather send a dirty text or receive a dirty text?
    • Would you rather play “spin the bottle” with your boss or your greatest enemy?
    • Would you rather join the Mile High Club in a plane that smells like rotten eggs or is covered in ants?
    • Would you rather have your scandalous browsing history or your dirty texts published?
    • Would you rather only be able to see people naked or be able to hear people’s dirty thoughts?
    • Would you rather hook up in a secluded forest or on an empty beach?
    • Would you rather have a friend with benefits or a one-night stand?
    • Would you rather visit a nude beach or take ballroom dance lessons?
    • Would you rather be teased with a feather or an ice cube?
    • Would you rather tell your dirtiest secrets to your best friends or strangers?
    • Would you rather go skinny dipping or do a boudoir shoot?
    • Would you rather make out with someone who has bad breath or bad body odor?
    • Would you rather appear in Playboy or on OnlyFans?
    • Would you rather use whipped cream or chocolate syrup?
    • Would you rather get a massage with peanut butter or maple syrup?
    • Would you rather make a dirty playlist for your crush or have them make one for you?
    • Would you rather read a spicy book scene out loud or act out a movie love scene?
    • Would you rather lose a sexy bet or have your partner lose a sexy bet?
    • Would you rather watch a steamy movie or listen to a seductive song?
    • Would you rather be talked dirty to in person or via text?
    • Would you rather dress sexy or sophisticated for a date?
    • Would you rather date someone different every night or never date again?
    • Would you rather take a bubble bath or a shower with a stranger?
    • Would you rather kiss your ex or your mortal enemy?
    • Would you rather moon or flash your best friend’s partner?
    • Would you rather never be able to touch or talk to your crush?
    • Would you rather be stuck in a romantic comedy with your worst enemy or in a horror movie with your crush?
    • Would you rather kiss everyone you meet or never be able to kiss again?
    • Would you rather switch clothes with your partner or be naked all weekend?
    • Would you rather accidentally lose your top or bottoms in a pool?
    • Would you rather make out in the rain or on top of a Ferris wheel?
    • Would you rather hook up with Harry Potter or Captain Hook?
    • Would you rather wear socks or a hat while hooking up for the rest of your life?
    • Would you rather play naughty charades or have a sexy scavenger hunt?
    • Would you rather hook up with an alien or a mermaid?
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Deep “Would You Rather” Questions

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  1. Ask a “would you rather” question that makes someone truly think. While a game of “Would You Rather” is all “fun and games,” it can also be a time to be more reflective. The questions below require a bit more thought than most, making them a perfect conversation starter and way to get to know someone better:
    • Would you rather find true love today or win the lottery next year? [4]
    • Would you rather be in jail or in a coma for 10 years?
    • Would you rather be chronically under-dressed or overdressed?
    • Would you rather lose your sight or your memories?
    • Would you rather give up air conditioning or heating for the rest of your life?
    • Would you rather never be able to go out during the day or never be able to go out at night?
    • Would you rather have a personal maid or a personal chef?
    • Would you rather be royalty 1,000 years ago or an average person today?
    • Would you rather have a pause or rewind button for life?
    • Would you rather die in 20 years with no regrets or live to 100 with only regrets?
    • Would you rather die before or after your partner?
    • Would you rather solve world hunger or global warming?
    • Would you rather lose the ability to read or the ability to speak?
    • Would you rather be beautiful and stupid or unattractive and intelligent?
    • Would you rather detect every lie you hear or get away with every lie you tell?
    • Would you rather be the smartest person in the room or the funniest person in the room?
    • Would you rather have fortune or fame?
    • Would you rather find your soulmate or your calling?
    • Would you rather lose your long-term memory or your short-term memory?
    • Would you rather be rich, working a job you hate, or poor, working a job you love?
    • Would you rather be criticized or be ignored?
    • Would you rather never age physically or never age mentally?
    • Would you rather know when you’re going to die or how you’re going to die?
    • Would you rather be rich with no friends or poor and popular?
    • Would you rather look strong and be weak or look weak and be strong?
    • Would you rather look 10 years into the future or 10 years into the past?
    • Would you rather be color blind or lose your sense of taste?
    • Would you rather have unlimited knowledge or unlimited creativity?
    • Would you rather be recognized for your intelligence or your kindness?
    • Would you rather live in a world where everyone tells the truth or where everyone lies?
    • Would you rather have unlimited time or unlimited energy?
    • Would you rather be able to feel everyone’s pain or no one’s pain?
    • Would you rather have the ability to heal emotional or physical wounds?
    • Would you rather be loved for who you are or liked for who you pretend to be?
    • Would you rather be the richest person in the world or the smartest person in the world?
    • Would you rather be unable to forget anything or unable to remember anything?
    • Would you rather have people admire you for your good deeds or respect you for your power?
    • Would you rather live in a world where everyone ignores you or in a world where everyone is mean to you?
    • For even deeper questions, check out this list of hard-hitting “would you rather” questions .
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Challenging “Would You Rather” Questions

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  1. Ask a hard “would you rather” question that’s nearly impossible to answer. The trickier your question, the better! The “would you rather” questions below are extreme and the hardest ever—they force the answerer to make an impossible choice:
    • Would you rather have a perfect memory or be able to forget anything you wanted at will? [5]
    • Would you rather wake up in Freaky Friday or Groundhog Day ?
    • Would you rather know when or how you’re going to die?
    • Would you rather time travel to the past or the future?
    • Would you rather give up social media or movies and TV forever?
    • Would you rather always tell the truth or always know when someone is lying?
    • Would you rather be able to control the weather or traffic?
    • Would you rather know what the happiest day of your life or the worst day of your life will be?
    • Would you rather never be able to show emotions or never be able to hide them?
    • Would you rather have a face everyone laughs at or a name everyone laughs at? [6]
    • Would you rather be held in high regard by your parents or friends?
    • Would you rather be homeless but never have to work or work at a job you hate?
    • Would you rather end war or poverty?
    • Would you rather stay young physically or mentally?
    • Would you rather have more time or more money?
    • Would you rather live forever or die at a normal age?
    • Would you rather be around negative loved ones or positive strangers?
    • Would you rather be really beautiful or really smart?
    • Would you rather fulfill your biggest wish or resolve your biggest regret?
    • Would you rather always be stressed or safe?
    • Would you rather live in a world without music or color?
    • Would you rather drop a bad habit or gain a new one?
    • Would you rather solve world hunger or cure cancer?
    • Would you rather trust everyone or never trust anyone again?
    • Would you rather never get angry or never be envious?
    • Would you rather never leave the country or leave and never come back?
    • Would you rather sacrifice love or health to achieve ultimate success?
    • Would you rather all traffic lights be green or never have to stand in line again?
    • Would you rather manipulate time or control the weather?
    • Would you rather lose the ability to read or play video games?
    • Would you rather give up ice cream or chocolate for 5 years?
    • Would you rather only send flirty texts or never send texts again?
    • Would you rather live in a haunted house or be a suspect in a murder?
    • Would you rather relive your most embarrassing moment or forget everyone’s names?
    • Would you rather live in a world without gravity or air?
    • See what readers are saying about challenging “would you rather” questions on the “What are the hardest ‘would you rather’ questions?” forum page !
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“Would You Rather” Questions for Couples

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  1. Ask a question that helps you get to know your partner better. The best questions to ask your significant other are those that help you learn more about them. Try asking your partner these reflective, personality-based “would you rather” questions:
    • Would you rather lounge by the pool or on the beach?
    • Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or 10 minutes early?
    • Would you rather be gassy on your first date or your wedding night?
    • Would you rather read the book or watch the movie?
    • Would you rather have your own theme park or zoo?
    • Would you rather live in a big house in the middle of nowhere or a small apartment in a big city? [7]
    • Would you rather have more money or more time?
    • Would you rather change the past or predict the future?
    • Would you rather give up alcohol or caffeine?
    • Would you rather be surprised with flowers or take-out?
    • Would you rather sleep under the stars or at a fancy hotel?
    • Would you rather your partner be super romantic or super practical?
    • Would you rather outlive your partner or have your partner outlive you?
    • Would you rather live near family or friends?
    • Would you rather be more patient or more confident?
    • Would you rather lose all the money you earned this year or lose all the memories you made this year?
    • Would you rather travel the world or live in your dream house?
    • Would you rather always feel understood or always feel appreciated?
    • Would you rather have more money or more time?
    • Would you rather know who you’ll marry or when you’ll die?
    • Would you rather be personally or professionally fulfilled?
    • Would you rather be a master of every instrument or be fluent in every language?
    • Would you rather be the center of attention or go unnoticed?
    • Would you rather be kissed passionately or gently?
    • Would you rather date someone who talks in their sleep or someone who snores?
    • Would you rather kiss in the rain or under the stars?
    • Would you rather have a public or private proposal?
    • Would you rather accidentally send a flirty text to your parents or your boss?
    • Would you rather go on a beach vacation or a mountain retreat?
    • Would you rather have breakfast in bed or a fancy dinner out?
    • Would you rather have a pet dog or a cat?
    • Would you rather travel by plane or take a road trip?
    • Would you rather win the lottery or find your dream job?
    • Would you rather go on a date every week or on a vacation once a year?
    • Would you rather have a big or small family?
    • Would you rather have a partner who listens or gives great advice?
    • Would you rather invest in experiences or material things?
    • Would you rather have a planned life or a spontaneous life?
    • Would you rather eat sweet or savory foods?
    • Would you rather watch the sunrise or sunset?
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“Would You Rather” Questions for Friends

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  1. Ask a silly “would you rather” question to goof around with a friend. Ultimately, “Would You Rather” is a game of wild possibilities and absurd choices, so don’t go easy on your friends! Try personalizing the question to match your friend’s interests or dislikes. Remember, the more ridiculous the choices, the better.
    • Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel? [8]
    • Would you rather have a mullet for a year or shave your head?
    • Would you rather be in a zombie apocalypse or a robot apocalypse?
    • Would you rather be alone all your life or surrounded by really annoying people?
    • Would you rather give up your cellphone or bathing for a month?
    • Would you rather wear sweatpants everywhere for the rest of your life or never wear sweatpants again?
    • Would you rather go backstage with your favorite band or be an extra on your favorite TV show?
    • Would you rather master every instrument or every sport?
    • Would you rather date someone with bad breath or bad manners?
    • Would you rather live on a desert island with your celebrity crush or in a mansion with your ex?
    • Would you rather date your best friend or someone you don’t know?
    • Would you rather laugh at your own jokes or never be able to laugh again? [9]
    • Would you rather face your biggest fear or spend a night in a landfill?
    • Would you rather have thumbs for toes or toes for thumbs?
    • Would you rather fight a horse-sized goose or 100 goose-sized horses?
    • Would you rather wrestle a bear or an alligator?
    • Would you rather be able to fly or breathe underwater?
    • Would you rather be the oldest or youngest sibling?
    • Would you rather have 6 months of winter or 6 months of summer?
    • Would you rather let a spider crawl on you or a snake slither on you?
    • Would you rather spend a weekend with Taylor Swift or Miley Cyrus?
    • Would you rather be reincarnated as a dog or a cat?
    • Would you rather give up coffee or pizza for a year?
    • Would you rather live in a fancy hotel or a cabin in the woods?
    • Would you rather be on Love Is Blind or Love Island ?
    • Would you rather have a pool in your backyard or live by the ocean?
    • Would you rather swim with eels or sleep in a bat-filled cave?
    • Would you rather be locked in a room with your ex or mortal enemy?
    • Would you rather share your political views with your crush or parents?
    • Would you rather learn how to scuba dive or fly a plane?
    • Would you rather take a vow of celibacy or a vow of silence?
    • Would you rather be best friends with Sabrina Carpenter or Dolly Parton?
    • Would you rather be locked overnight in an amusement park or a shopping mall?
    • Would you rather accidentally like your ex’s Instagram post or your current partner’s ex’s Instagram post?
    • Would you rather lose your sense of taste or touch for a year?
    • Would you rather only eat cake or pie forever?
    • Would you rather be unable to remember names or unable to remember faces?
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“Would You Rather” Questions for Family

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  1. Ask a creative “would you rather” question to get a loved one thinking. Have some fun with family members when playing a game of “Would You Rather.” Go with a fun, bizarre question to be silly, or opt for a more contemplative question to get to know them better—the choice is up to you!
    • Would you rather live in a treehouse or a cave?
    • Would you rather have a photographic memory or an IQ of 200?
    • Would you rather wear heels to the gym or sneakers to a wedding?
    • Would you rather be the class clown or the teacher’s pet?
    • Would you rather lose your keys or your phone?
    • Would you rather live in a house with no electricity or in a house with no running water?
    • Would you rather have breakfast for dinner or dinner for breakfast?
    • Would you rather travel only by train or boat?
    • Would you rather only be able to watch rom-coms or scary movies?
    • Would you rather sing well and dance poorly or sing poorly and dance well?
    • Would you rather be known for always being honest or kind?
    • Would you rather be given a million dollars tomorrow or 10 million dollars in 10 years?
    • Would you rather never watch a movie or never read a book again?
    • Would you rather have a personal chef or a personal chauffeur?
    • Would you rather redo high school or college?
    • Would you rather have a house with a private pool or a beach house?
    • Would you rather give up horror films or comedies?
    • Would you rather be a famous actor or their agent?
    • Would you rather be a famous singer or a famous actor?
    • Would you rather go on a submarine or a space shuttle?
    • Would you rather live in an RV or on a cruise ship?
    • Would you rather hike a mountain or swim in a lake?
    • Would you rather live in a cave or a treehouse?
    • Would you rather ask a stranger or your nemesis for a favor?
    • Would you rather live in space or underwater?
    • Would you rather spend $1,000 on clothes or technology?
    • Would you rather share all of your clothes or snacks?
    • Would you rather go to Europe or Asia?
    • Would you rather never eat another fruit or vegetable again?
    • Would you rather live in a Star Wars or Marvel movie?
    • Would you rather fall in love with a model or a famous chef?
    • Would you rather be able to talk to animals or be able to fly?
    • Would you rather have a small or large circle of friends?
    • Would you rather travel for free for the rest of your life or never pay for food again?
    • Would you rather only listen to country music or musical theater music?
    • Would you rather marry for love or never get married at all?
    • Would you rather be remembered for the wrong reason or be completely forgotten?
    • Would you rather never age or never have to worry about money?

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