Q: What gets wetter and wetter the more that it dries? A: A towel. Q: What goes up and down the stairs without moving? A: A rug. Q: A farmer goes to the market and buys a fox, a goose, and a bag of beans. On his way home, he has to cross the river, but the boat can only fit the farmer and one of his purchases. If the farmer leaves them alone, the fox will eat the goose, and the goose will eat the beans. How should the farmer carry everything across the river? A: Bring the goose over. Take the boat back. Bring the fox over. Bring the goose back. Bring the beans over. Take the boat back. Bring the goose over. Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening? A: A man. Q: What always runs but never walks, often murmurs but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, and has a mouth but never eats? A: A river. Q: What English word has three consecutive double letters? A: Bookkeeper Q: How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in, and close the door? Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? A: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door. Q: The lion is hosting a conference. All of the animals except one attend. Which animal is missing? A: The elephant. He’s still in the refrigerator. Q: You have to cross a crocodile-infested river, but you don’t have a boat. How do you cross it? A: Weren’t you paying attention? You jump in and swim across. All of the crocodiles are at the lion’s conference.