The Scotsman EXTERIOR - A Beautiful, Scenic Meadow in the Mountains, Day Time The Scotsman stands proudly in the center of a meadow in a t-shirt and a traditional kilt. Bagpipes blare in the background. CUT TO - Close Up of the Scotsman The Scotsman turns to the camera looking stern and manly. Scotsman You, there! What are you looking at! Have you never seen a Scotsman? The Scotsman begins walking through the meadow as he addresses the audience. Scotsman Well, let me tell you, so you can tell all your girly friends about what it means to be a real man! CUT TO - Medium shot of the Scotsman as he walks into the trees... CUT TO - A City Street The Scotsman emerges from the door of a pub and onto a busy city street. Scotsman A Scotsman doesn’t stop at the cross walk and wait! The Scotsman walks into busy traffic, causing cars to stop abruptly. He doesn't skip a beat in his speech as cars screech to a halt and honk. Scotsman Naaa…he just goes where he wants to be. As the Scotsman walks up onto the sidewalk, he pushes past a few people, passing a line of men in suits and ties, clearly waiting for the bus. He stops and puts his arm around one of the men. Scotsman He doesn’t waste hours of his life away pining after the affections of some over-paid blowhard with his own office. No he does not. Office Guy Hey. The Scotsman looks the Office Guy in the eye. Scotsman Would you do it if you were a Scotsman? The Office Guy looks puzzled, then shrugs in agreement. Scotsman Point made. Now catch your bus and do what you do, you ninny. The Scotsman turns away and continues walking, still talking to the camera. Scotsman Aye! A Scotsman fancies a man’s labors. The Scotsman turns and walks into an alley. CUT TO - Inside a Pub The Scotsman walks behind several people at a bar and stops to take a shot of something. He tosses the glass over his shoulder as the original owner of the drink looks on, puzzled. Scotsman To a Scotsman, a seven course meal is a bottle of whiskey and a six pack of beer! The parishioners of the bar all cheer the Scotsman on as he continues walking through the back door of the bar. CUT TO - A Golf Course The Scotsman emerges from behind a tree and onto the green of a golf course amidst a small group of men getting ready to tee off. He takes a club from a golf bag and walks up to the ball. Scotsman A Scotsman takes his golf game very seriously! The Scotsman takes a swing and sends a ball flying into the horizon. Scotsman (To the man who’s ball he just hit.) That’s how you do it, laddie! Get it right! The Scotsman walks off of the green and sits in the driver’s seat of a golf cart, which he begins driving as the owner turns, notices his cart is driving off, and begins to give chase. Scotsman A Scotsman is bold, proud, manly, and true! The Scotsman stops the cart suddenly, causing the man giving chase to run into the back of it. As he steps off of the golf cart... CUT TO - Outside of an old Scottish house The Scotsman opens the door of the house and walks inside. Scotsman There’s nothing stronger than a Scotsman! A woman’s hand comes from off screen and grabs the Scotsman by the ear. Scotswoman Aye! Accept for your bloody wife, you idiot! CUT TO BLACK Downloaded from http://www.wikihow.com