3 Word Stories
is a Forum Game created @FireFly612
. There, everyone tells three words and someone else continues with another three. This way, a story is created. But since the thread has more than 468+ replies, it can be a little hard for relatively new wikiHow users to make out the story (like me!). So, I’ve put everything together! Here’s how the stories go as of 13th June 2021, 09:31(GMT). (I’ll try and keep things up to date!) If you think I’ve made changes, check it yourself!
Note:
I’ve corrected punctuations in some places (to make the story a little easier to understand) and added “The End” at the end of some stories. Other than that, nothing else. Have fun reading!
Story 1: One new day, Ava had to make some pie so she went to the shops, to purchase some ingredients, such as butter. Then, she checked out at her hotel and went to sleep. She had a very bad nightmare about getting kidnapped and woke up while actually getting some ice cream in an unfamiliar place called Land. She was very intrigued for food, so she bought some stale spaghetti and ate it. Yum, she said, and then wondered if the spaghetti was very good and said yes. She didn’t know that it could have been poisoned with toxic items such as uranium. So she was not worried, despite the fact that she had symptoms of food poisoning. She suddenly felt very sick and vomited on the carpet she just bought at the extremely overpriced shop with 1000 dollars that she borrowed from her friend to buy furniture. She passed out right at the hardware store. She knocked herself out because of her doses of uranium. People poisoned her to no life, and now she had to walk to a desert, but couldn’t. So, she had to do a the streets before calling an ambulance to save her. This was inevitable as she was about to die due to her poisoning. However, when she walked to the hospital, she was still alive in the bed which was white and blue, though it was likely that she would die in 5 seconds. The doctor was very worried and tried to save her, but ultimately failed. So, she died. The end.
Story 2: Another new day Isabella decided to eat some cookies so she went inside the pantry and found some that had expired but she decided to eat them and then vomited on the green grass of her front lawn. Then her parents came home, and realized that the vomit was all over the nice lawn. To clean it because it was extremely messy. So, her parents got a vacuum cleaner and cleaned up the lime green vomit that she vomited up on the grass. Now, her parents saw the fainted girl vomiting yet again and got worried. The 911 people and Isabella had to do pushups as punishment for her fake vomiting. When she was just eating snacks. The end.
Story 3: One foggy day a patroller walked to coach people and saw this sign that said “Be a NAB, or else you will fail, baka!” The patroller decided to do the latter of the test. So he passed the test and people called the police because of his tagging. The police broke some of his bones and took medicine in order to immobilize the effects from patrolling and the tagging. He said “Wow that is crazy super crazy”, he just walked to the police car and got in the driver seat and drove off. The police began to chase him in another car but they couldn’t catch him before he drove into a tree and exploded into pieces. The police had seen him explode and stopped their work to examine the car crash and how he managed to escape the police car. The police said "Oh well he is dead now; let’s quickly dispose his body in the patrol coach 's backyard and move on.The end.
Story 4: The Patrol Coach malfunctioned one day and everyone was very confused about why it malfunctioned and he was quickly fixed by JayneG. But a hurricane was in America, quickly approaching and the Coach decided to think to let a good patroller stay and selected ICGIL to be president and go to Palo Atlo, California to stop the wikiHaus from digging into the tornado without any shovels and had to eat some gum so he could chew it. Then he decided to throw it away because he was tired of chewing the tasty gum and had to get poisoned badly so he could throw away the tornado and have a happy life. The end.
Story 5: One sunny day an impostor was a kitty cat which had been brainwashed and was dying of thirst. It was looking for some soda to drink. It found the yummy soda in the disgusting trash can. The kitty was repulsed by the disgusting food and he decided to kill everyone but didn’t succeed because they ejected him and threw him into the Sun. The sun is very hot so he instantly was burnt to a crisp. And they were all celebrating the death of the impostor. But the imposter was somehow still alive and he spit poison on all the crewmates so they all died. The end.
Story 6: Today, ICGIL is 3 years old and ICGIL did eat a cake and patrol for with candles that those three years and to reach 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 edits patrolled. This is amazing as Helpie wants some cake too. They didn’t know that Vanna Tran did a lot of wikiHow pasting and so he decided to talk to the patrol coach about reverting some good edits just to annoy people who patrol recent changes and Q and A. But the patrol coach said may be sad. The end.
Story 7: The Patrol Coach had a new car that was crashing into the meadow, where the Approve questions tool took the penguin. The penguin ruined the cake, while Approve questions ate the questions because it was down. The questions were all very weird so they got removed by the patrol coach even though they won a bet that cake is sweet and questions are extremely weird and an edible cake. woke up and ate soup to fill my belly.
Story 8: One sunny afternoon, Maya decided to go for a extremely fast run she met Lexie, who unfortunately was not a citizen of a town, so they couldn’t go to “Яander’s let her go palace,” which requires you to be a citizen of the town that the patrol coach owns, it was Made by Patrol Coach himself, so he told them “You patrolled a bad edit while patrolling. That’s okay, though, you’re still learning. Remember, when patrolling different articles, to never ever listen to my friend Ellie who is not very stylish, but to listen to me is also wrong.” So the Patrol Coach left them in the dark alone while being ate some Bread and did nothing for three days and five hours and 26 seconds. Then she went into the extremely dangerous quicksand. She tried to get a banana that was as strong as her table. Unfortunately, a mouse bit her leg and the table took the pressure, and it fell on her legs causing her to shout for help. But nobody came. That’s the end.
Story 9: A Girl Named Ophelia was a little girl and loved to Haunt many old people in her town enjoyed this thread so they decided to adopt this puppy, who was three years old. The puppy grew to be a big wolf that was strong and very fierce. He took lots of food so he can hunt fish for the villagers to have something to eat and when he hunted he growled and he howled, which made the birds of tropical rainforests become very annoyed and somewhat mad. They flew toward him and attacked him with attacked him with and sharp beaks. The big wolf killed a frog and took a kite and flew all the way to the Nile river. There he talked to egyptians, and realized that he had not been to the big river to go fishing, so he said “Get off squirrels!” then he threw an axe at the squirrels, then ate a squirrel a green one which made him puke and make Pumpkin pie cookies which he ate and helped him run far and reach a castle with peach colored windows and curtains. The castle was very cold and dry. It was hard to see anything. Tired and hungry, so he ate a slice of old, dry cake it wasnt satisfying. But then, they got up and went to the pharmacy store to buy medicine with his best friend named Sadie, who got infected with a virus named Covid-32. Sad right? Yeah, the doctor told her that she will get the vaccine for her disease, to prevent her from dying. On the spot right there. On the way back home, after taking the medication, he took a very long nap. And got better. Wanting to go to the cinema, they watched “The Lion King”, but they found one in their house and ate it. It tasted like dust and old lions, so they decided to never eat lions again. And in the tummy of their’s
