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A revival of the old “Advertisements” thread, which was bumped and closed last year. Just pretend to create an advertisement.

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Oh I’ve seen this thread, it’s fun:smiley:

“Come and buy Mercy’s Marvellous Magic Marauders Map, it’s sure to get you and your friends totally puzzled! Enter any establishment and the map will instantly show you every secret passage way, perfect for sneaking away (-; Roll up, roll up, only £1.80!” **Sold at Tesco

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I got it.:smiley:

Come and buy a brand new washing machine from Daniel today.It has been tested, and has been confirmed to work brilliantly and clean your clothes smoother than ever before!

Get it today for only $100.00.

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I bought it, so that’s $107.80c/£69.12p I’ve given you today xD 

Come and buy my belly button fluff cleaner, guaranteed to clean out that belly button fast! With minimalist yet modern design, and a one of a kind whiff fan, it’s a bargain for £6! Comes with 3 year warranty-buy today!

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Got it.:smiley:

Buy this new medicine today, which is designed to keep you from vomitting. It also gets rid of every other disease, such as cancer, colds, and much more. Buy it today at a Walgreens store near you.

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Yay, thanks:smiley:

I bought it, but I had to travel to America because we don’t have a Walgreens store here:smiley:

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XD XD XD XD XD

At least you got it, though.:smiley:

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Haha yeah, it was worth the travel XD XD XD

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XD XD XD XD XD

Next advertisement.

Get the new wiki editor today from Daniel Lindsley WikiFacturing, Inc. With all sorts of new ways of editing, this editor has been proved to make it much easier to edit any page on a wiki! With all of it’s features, you can add videos, add photos, and do much more! Get it today for only $5.00.

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Wow, for only £3.21p that’s great! I’m splashing some cash on you today Dan, £72.32p I’ve spent XD

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XD XD XD XD XD

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You lucky person:stuck_out_tongue:

Next Advertisement:

Come and buy Mercy’s Miraculous Medicine, from the trustful company Mercy’s Dumb Ideas Inc. It will cure absolutely nothing, how amazing is that? Buy now at Asda or Walmart for only £34! 

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I hereby reject that offer, since it cures nothing, meaning that it does nothing.

Next advertisement:

Buy an Ultra High Definition television from Daniel Manufacturing, Inc. With so many options, this televsion provides the best quality picture, no matter what you have on. Get it today for only $10.00.

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It doesn’t cure anything, but it’s a waste of time so I would most probably buy it XD

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XD XD XD XD XD

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xD

Yeah I would buy that:smiley:

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Thanks.:smiley:

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No problem Dan:smiley:That’s £79 I have have you now lol

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Next advertisement.

Buy a new forum from Daniel Forums Creations today! With all sorts of features, your forum will have all sorts of easy posting, features, and much more! Buy it today for only $7.00.

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I get those PPI calls all the time D:

Next Advertisement:

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*Disclaimer:

We only accept your bills if you give us the relative amount first, mwahahaha!