Here is a joke about bullying:
- What is your comment on bullying?
A: It’s bad
- Have you been bullied?
A: If teasing is bullying, then yes.
- Any advice to people who are being bullied?
A: Keep your chin up, but keep the middle finger higher.
That seemed like a bit of a … NSFW… joke, but ok
It stands for “Not Safe For Work (or Wikihow, as I like to say)” I said that because your joke referenced an obscene gesture.
Not really a joke, but here is a list of funny things I want to try in elevators:
1.) Walk in to the elevator and wait for the door to shut. Turn dramatically towards the other passengers and say “I bet you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today.”
2.) Walk in carrying a cooler labeled “brains”. Stand quietly in the corner of the elevator, and wave politely when leaving.
3.) Hold the door open, even if nobody is trying to get in. After a minute, look towards an empty area of the elevator and say “Boy, Steve, I thought you’d never get here! How’s your day going?”
4.) Stand there, smiling silently at a person in the elevator. After about a minute, say happily “I’ve got new socks on!”
was bullied for 2 years, this was funny TO ME.
Sorry, if you were offended.
Sorry for the bump, but-
Funny things to do to the pizza guy:
Make the first topping you order pepperoni. Just before you hang up, say, “Remember, no pepperoni, please!” Don’t wait for a response.
Ask for the crust on top this time
Ask if you get to keep the pizza box when you’re done. When they say yes, act very relieved.
Pretend you know the person from somewhere. Say something like, “Hey, your voice sounds familiar… I think we went to bed-wetters camp together about 5 years ago!”
Would you find those funny if you were on the receiving end?
Good jokes make both people laugh. They don’t make one person laugh while the other is confused, embarrassed, and/or feels like they have to force out a laugh in order to not make things awkward. How would you feel if you were in the other person’s shoes and those jokes were played on you?
Locking this thread for the bump, but wanted to say something before I did.
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