Post the most corny joke you can think of! Terrible and Knock Knock Knock Jokes are highly recommended!
My ‘Joke’ : Knock Knock! Who’s there? It’s me! It’s me who? No, It’s just me.
Um…I think this would belong better in “forum games”? Could someone move it please?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
Dude: Hey, can you hold something for me?
Girl: Yea, sure. What is it?
Dude: My hand.
Girl: WHa! *falls backwards*
Don’t judge the joke, dang it.
That’s nice. XD
Would’ve never come up with a joke like that because IDK the periodic table that well.
Anyway, mah turn to post a joke. :A
Dude: Hey, can you pass the salt over here?
Scientist who for some reason is eating at this restaurant: Na.
Dude: Whaa?
Scientist: *pulls out periodic table, points at sodium, and passes the salt*
Dude: What the fu(NOOO, THAT IS NOT ALLOWED HERE)
II’m just a science wiz kid. ANYWHO
Dude: Knock knock
Other dude: *sigh* Who’s there?
Dude: Yo momma
Other dude: … IK where this is going… *sigh* Yo mamma who?
Dude: Yo momma so pretty she’s picking up all the dudes
Other dude: Uhhh… *pulls out a gun and shoots the first dude*
Dude: (dead)
Police officer: I’m about to end this man’s whole career! *handcuffs the other dude*
Other dude: That dude’s dead.
Police officer: Oh. Oops. *arrests the correct dude*
What do you call cheese that just ain’t yours? NACHO CHEESE.
