^Oof! I know about that! My turn to rant lol.
So around two years ago, these super irritating boys from the younger grade used to call me Britney Spears because I loved (and still do) to sing. But it got super annoying: “Britney Spears, put on your makeup!” “Britney Spears, show us your moonwalk!” “Britney Spears, wanna dance?”
I was literally so fed up with it. And one day, I went outside with a book, and began reading. I overheard two of the boys who called me Britney Spears talking. So basically the boy was about to yell at me Britney Spears, when the other said, “You know she doesn’t like being called that.” He replied, “Fine, we’ll call her Pop Star.”
The next day, they didn’t call me Britney Spears, but began singing “Baby… One More Time” whenever I was in earshot.
Now it’s the day of the school concert, and I’m panicking over my multiple solos with my recorder. The only thing I needed was to be called Britney Spears. Yep, they did it again. “Getting ready for your Britney Spears concert?”
I literally blew up at them. “ MY NAME IS NOT BRITNEY SPEARS! IT IS SARAH ALISTAIR! AND IF YOU CALL ME THAT STUPID NAME AGAIN, I WILL TELL MY SISTERS TO MURDER YOU! (fake surname of course)”
Omg, everyone began clapping. I was laughing my head off.
Fast forward to now.
Thursday was music day, and we all went to my music teacher’s literal mansion
to practice. And then, and then after missing the first term, the freaking most annoying boy to school came back! Waaaaaaaaah!

My best friend and I were on the verge of hysteria.
During the music lesson, my best friend began talking about this incident in Musical Theatre, about two hours before the performance, where the boy was changing in cubicle and suddenly a mosquito landed on his hand. He began yelling “AAAH! THERE’S A MOSQUATO ON MY HAND!!!”
I literally began crying, and the teacher asked me why I was laughing. My friend shared the whole news, and everyone began laughing, especially the teacher’s son.
Then, the most annoying boy in the school and the second most annoying boy in the school began blabbing, and the teacher then said: “ M! R! You’re disrupting the class! Sarah, go and sit in between them!
”
Did I mention I was sitting already between my past crush and a really rough boy who is my other friend’s brother?
I literally nearly died.
Thankfully my friend took my place, telling the teacher I would’ve died if I had sit in between them.
I owe her one,
Now, is this a rant or what?! Lmao
Sorry for the long rant lol