Basically, you refer to yourself as {yourusername}.exe and refer to yourself as a computer using computer-like terms (e.g. “crashed,” “error”) to convey what you want to say.
Have fun!
Example:
RadiantJaeden.exe has stopped working unexpectedly due to not sleeping last night. Please restart and refresh to continue.
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Logang
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Logang.exe malfunctioned due to too much cake. ERROR ERROR
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OMG I was about to make a thread like this!
Error. Error. ERROR
Iamsanna_Fan_Club.exe has experienced an unexpected error of ACTUALLY STAYING UP UNTIIL MIDNIGHT.
Restarting tired brain…
Updating calendar for the new year…
Don’t power off or restart.
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Logang
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Logang.exe has crashed because of laughing too hard. Please refresh to continue.
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RadiantJaeden.exe has crashed due to eating an underripe banana on accident.
Processing mental pain…
Updating taste buds…
Don’t power off. Regular use will resume momentarily.
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R2_d2000.exe has preformed an illegal operation and will now be closed.
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RadiantJaeden.exe has malfunctioned due to curiosity of what this illegal operation is.
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Logang
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Logang.exe crashed wondering the same thing.
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Windows 95 and 98 used to say it a lot:

Basically, and illegal operation is when a program sends a command to the Operating System, but the command does not exist, or is unknown to the OS.
You still see this error today. When Windows says that a program stopped working, that could also be an illegal operation, it’s just that the error message is using different terminology.
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RadiantJaeden.exe has resumed functioning properly thanks to your explanation.
CutieCatty.exe malfunctioned due to tiredness in the morning.
Restarting…Please do not off your computer.
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Logang
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Logang.exe stopped working due to failure to complete her assignments. Please Reload.
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CutieCatty.exe stopped working because of unsstoppable laughter. (I’m still laughing now) LOL!!!
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Logang
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Logang.exe crashed due to boredom and loneliness.
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Alex1710.exe has stopped working. All it does now is hyperfocus on celebrities, books and sitcoms to alleviate xer anxiety.
ICGIL.exe has started, and will begin patrolling 50,000+ edits. (July 30th, 2020)
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A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.
The problem seems to be caused by the following file: R2_d2000.exe
PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA
If this is the first time you’ve seen this Stop error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:
Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacture for any windows updates you might need.
If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory option such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup options, and then select Safe Mode.
Technical information:
*** STOP: 0x000000050 (0xFD3094C2, 0x00000001, 0x FBFE7617, 0x00000000)
*** R2_d2000.exe - Address FBFE7617 base at FBFE5000, DateStamb 3d6dd67c
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uniqueor.exe has stopped working.
Iamsanna_Fan_club.exe has stopped working due to wondering what the technical problem is in the above post. Please restart the program and try again.
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Logang
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Logang.exe simply malfunctioned. Refresh
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