This is somewhat of a twist to the Vending Machine game. Instead of saying what will come out for the person that inserted an item, say to them how the Vending Machine killed them.
Example:
- User I: “Inserts chocolate.”
- User II: “You get the chocolate, but you notice that it has 200,000 calories, 200 grams of fat, and 400 grams of sugar per serving. Therefore, you get a heart attack and die.”
- User II: “Inserts a hat.”
- User III: “Out comes that hat, which is actually a zombie that eats your brain.”
Rules:
- Do not worry about reviving yourself.
- Do not double post.
- The above poster needs to die in some sort of a way. It may sound gruesome, but you will have to deal with it.
Now, to start this game.
Inserts a ceiling fan.
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Ouch! The ceiling fan turned on as it exited the machine and it’s razor-sharps fans sliced me in half! Ouch!
I get revived! Yay!
Inserts a black rubber ball
The rules state not to worry about reviving yourself. Also, it had to be a way of killing me, not you.
Anyways…
The black ball is actually a ball of bees, which stings you to death.
Inserts a YouTube video.
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Ah, got it! :)
The video has monsters in it and they come to life and eat you!!!
Inserts a picture of a fruit bowl
The fruit bowl picks you up and throws you off of the top of the Empire State building in New York City.
Inserts a job application.
Out comes the job but your boss is evil and puts poison in your coffee ( @McDonalds1
brutal game :P)
Inserts music
The music is extremely loud and chases you as you try to get away from it, until you get hit by a car. Inserts a bus.
The bus crashes into you so you die. Inserts dog
The dog bites you to death.
Inserts a grandfather clock.
The click has rats inside it, so when it falls on the ground one day the rodents come and eat every bit of your flesh and lick your bones!!! *ew*
Inserts the nicest person alive
That person turns into a devil and puts you in a chair, zapping you to death in the process.
Inserts a disc.
Out comes the disc, which flies with so much force you get conked to death Inserts a strand of hair as short as one millimeter.
The hair grows bigger and grows sharp knives on it’s arms, and stabs you to death.
Inserts this thread.
The thread mixes up all the murder stories on here and uses it on you
Inserts Dan XD
I come out and snipe you to death with a sniper.
Inserts a coffin.
Out comes the coffin with the Naught inside it, which freaks you out to death The Naught is scary looking. Don’t mention it to me again, or ask what it is. It is from a video game.
Seems like a fun spin-off of my good old Vending Machine. Blackcats didn’t insert anything, though, so I’ll just go ahead and insert something else.
Inserts a kitty.
Off-topic area:
Yes. It definitely is.
The kitty then realizes that you are a stranger to it, and therefore claws you to your death.
Inserts a dog.
The dog bites you and you die of rabies Inserts a shirt
