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A new forum game from me that I hope will be fun (and humorous). Here, one user will say “Waiter, there’s a (blank) in my soup!”, then the next poster will explain why the object is in the soup, then give another sentence. For example

First poster: “Waiter, there’s a mouse in my soup!”

Next poster: “Ah, I thought you wanted our mouse soup special!”

And so on.

I’ll start:

Waiter, there’s a book in my soup!

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Waiter: “But you said that you like books.”

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You’re supposed to add a sentence of your own after responding to the previous user’s one. No matter, then:

Waiter, there’s a nail in my soup!

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But I seem to recollect you ordering a Special De Naile Soup of the Day.

Excuse me waiter, there happens to be a, a, aaaa piece of A3 poster paper with crayons in my soup.

Ps. like that?

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Oh, I thought you were trying to be creative! Waiter, there are heart chocolates in my soup!

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… well you ordered the non-microwaved version…

Waiter, there’s a 32932480923423573489534975034985734095873409587 pound book in my soup.

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Oh. I thought you wanted pig meat.

Waiter, there’s oil in my soup!

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I thought you wanted our new oil-based soup! The Oilers Special!

There’s a DoggyGuy in my soup!

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It’s only a picture! Take it out yourself! Waiter, there’s a teddy bear in my soup!

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Waiter: “My sister loves teddy bears!”

Waiter, there’s a lightbulb in my soup!

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Waiter: I heard Edison inspired you at the science museum.

Waiter, there’s a blank in my soup.

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Waiter: That’s very true as you licked you bowl so well.

Waiter, there’s a pencil in my soup.

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Waiter: You didn’t order a spoon, so I put in there a pencil so that you can lick it off from their, but I hope no termites come near it

Waiter! There’s @Mano365 in my soup! (XD yaar tumhara mazaq uda rahi thi:stuck_out_tongue:Mind na krna)

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Waiter:- I think she’s your friend, sweetheart, and that’s the reason she’s sitting in there, but don’t cook her!:stuck_out_tongue:

Waiter! There’s my personal USB in my soup!

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I thought you would like some special electrocuted soup with high-quality info about whatever is in your soup. I hope I didn’t hurt any feelings stealing your USB.

Later…

GAAAAAH WHY DID YOU STEAL MY PRECIOUS USB!!! I’M NEVER EATING HERE EVER AGGAAAAAIIIINN!!!

Waiter: Please come again!:smiley:(… O_o)

Waiter, there’s a stinking durian in my soup…

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I thought you wanted our… Oh wait, how’d that get there? I swear I didn’t put this in the recipe!

Waiter, there’s a growler in my soup.

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Oh, that’s just your stomach.

There’s a @McDonalds1 in my soup!

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I thought you ordered the Valentine’s Day special. Waiter, there’s a pair of scissors in my soup!

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Our slogan is “Bee Healthy.”

Waiter, there’s a beer in my soup!

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I thought you ordered beer to go with your soup. Waiter, there’s an iPod touch in my soup!