what you have to do is say what as many times as you can. Only one what per comment.

Wait. You used what three times in one comment. Why are you so special?

That didn’t count. You just said what twice.

Where? What? When?

You edited it! Why did my friends do what they did? They sprayed perfume on me and they high-fived lotion onto my hand.

So, say a sentence with one ‘what’ in it? Is that how this works?

Yes. Just one what.

Like what do you mean?

That is exactly what I mean!

Which is what you tried explaining earlier? 

That is indeed what I tried my best to convey to you.

Conveying the meaning of ‘what’ might be very difficult 

What are you guys talking about?

Many thing, many things… wait, what?! We’re getting a puppy?!!!YES!!!FINALLY!!!

I wish =’(

(eh what)

Calm down… what?

What is this?! A discussion named… something?!

Yes it is named what.

*overly British accent*

That is quite an interesting thing, eh what?