The Best Dating Jokes: Puns, Knock Knock Jokes, and More

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The dating process can be ridiculous, even hilarious. So, why not have a laugh? Knowing how to tell a good joke , no matter how cheesy, can put a smile on almost anyone’s face. From corny pick up lines to punny knock knock jokes, keep reading to learn the funniest dating jokes sure to get a laugh (or at least a cheeky grin)!

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    Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe. [1]
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    We may not be socks, but I know we’d make a great pair.
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    Knock Knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to kiss me?
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    Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
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    How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? It gave her a ring.
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    What does a ghost call their partner? A ghoul friend.
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    Not to brag, but I have a date for Valentine’s Day. February 14th.
  10. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ax. Ax who? May I ax you on a date? [2]
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    Have you been to the doctor lately? I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
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    What did one watermelon say to the other? You’re one in a mel-e-on.
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    Did you hear about the notebook who married the pencil? She finally found Mr. Write.
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    Knock Knock. Who’s there? Aheard. Aheard who? Aheard you love a good knock-knock joke.
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    I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna go on one?
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    I was told never to date a tennis player. Because love means nothing to them.
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    Knock Knock. Who’s there? Reindeer. Reindeer who? I’ll kiss you in the rein, deer.
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    If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
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    Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
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    Where did the cows go on a date? To the moooovies.
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    Knock Knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline, who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
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    Do you have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.
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    I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because I have some cheesy jokes.
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    Never date an apostrophe. They can be possessive.
  27. Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals. [3]
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    Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m bad at poems. Dinner for two?
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    Knock Knock. Who’s there? Muffin. Muffin who? Muffin in this world is sweeter than you.
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    Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
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    My girlfriend dated a clown right before she met me. I’ve got some big shoes to fill.
  32. Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you. [4]
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What are your favorite flirty knock knock jokes?
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Here are some of our favorite flirty and playful knock-knock jokes to send your crush:
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Sherwood." "Sherwood who?" "Sherwood like to date you!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Hal." "Hal who?" "Hal 'bout going out with me?"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Butter." "Butter who?" "You butter get over here and give me a kiss!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ion." "Ion who?" "I've had my ion you!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Norma Lee." "Norma Lee who?" "Norma Lee I don't talk to strangers, but you caught my eye!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ike." "Ike who?" "Ike-ant wait to see you again!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Woo." "Woo hoo?" "I'm excited to see you too!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Amish." "Amish who?" "Amish you when you're not around!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Baby Yoda." "Baby Yoda who?" "Baby Yoda one for me."
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Canoe." "Canoe who?" "Canoe give me a kiss?"
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      1. ↑ https://www.psychologytoday.com/intl/blog/the-attraction-doctor/202002/study-3-types-of-pick-up-lines-women-can-use-on-men
      2. ↑ https://www.researchgate.net/publication/358253951_The_perceived_effectiveness_of_women's_pick-up_lines_Do_age_and_personality_matter
      3. ↑ https://www.psychologytoday.com/intl/blog/the-attraction-doctor/202002/study-3-types-of-pick-up-lines-women-can-use-on-men
      4. ↑ https://www.psychologytoday.com/intl/blog/the-attraction-doctor/202002/study-3-types-of-pick-up-lines-women-can-use-on-men

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