How to respond to "Get a sense of humor" 🤦🏼‍♀️

Looking for the best lines to roast my friends and family please, can be brutal or more playful as long as they're funny! thank you in advance!

I’m (16 m) not very good at talking to girls. I just get all clammy and awkward whenever I talk to someone I like. Sometimes, I even get weird talking to girls I only see as friends. I just want to feel normal and not so shy when I talk to girls. Do you have any advice?

This quiz said she doesn't like me, and I'm crushed. But also like I kind of thought that would be the answer. I just don't know what to do because I like her so much.

I don't know if the guy I like likes me back. I got the quiz result "He might be forming a crush" but that doesn't make me feel very confident. I want him to ask me out but I don't know how to tell if he's interested in me. He's my friend and I don't want to ruin our friendship if he doesn't like me back. How do I tell if he likes me?

I was taking a shower and a thought came to me that one day, someone will be talking about me as their long lost ancestor, and I think that's crazy. What are some other funny shower thoughts you've had recently?