I am 67. She is 25.

My friends and I tried to get people to get married as a joke, and I convinced one of them that their crush would like them more if they did it. So, the next day, they divorced, and I joked around, saying how they were so cute. I then ask the boy (Let's call him Todd) to tell me who his crush is. Apparently, it was me, and he liked me since 3rd grade! I think that is a VERY long time to like someone. Todd says that I am smart, kind, and beautiful. The problem is, I don't know him that well, and Todd will be my first boyfriend. I don't want to date him, but I want to tell them that he reason is because I don't know him very well. I want to know exactly what to say. I really need answers by tomorrow night, but I see that is unreasonable, so I just want to know this for the future.

How do I handle having a crush on my best friend? I think she’s amazing, and we do everything together. But I don’t know if she feels the same way, and I’m really scared of ruining things.

This quiz said she doesn't like me, and I'm crushed. But also like I kind of thought that would be the answer. I just don't know what to do because I like her so much.

I don't know if the guy I like likes me back. I got the quiz result "He might be forming a crush" but that doesn't make me feel very confident. I want him to ask me out but I don't know how to tell if he's interested in me. He's my friend and I don't want to ruin our friendship if he doesn't like me back. How do I tell if he likes me?

Looking for the best lines to roast my friends and family please, can be brutal or more playful as long as they're funny! thank you in advance!