Give me some good roast lines

Here are some funny but savage roasts. Use them carefully and make sure everyone knows it's all fun and games.

• Your opinion is almost as bad as your eyebrows.
• You are as useless as a concrete parachute.
• You're like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down your hair, you've let down everyone in your life.
• You've got the IQ of wet cardboard.
• You smell like hotdog water.
• If laziness were a competition, you’d come in second because you’d be too lazy to compete.
• You skipped the “being normal” gene.
• When I see you coming, I get pre-annoyed. I figured it’s smart to prepare ahead of time.
• You look like a “before” photo.
• Even your hairline wants nothing to do with that face.
• There’s someone out there for everyone. For you, that’s a therapist.

here is one for if some one calls you ugly "want to see ugly then look in the mirror

I've got one now about were you born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen

Girl u put ur legs in a empty Fritos bag and called yourself a little mermaid

I have some roasts that'll make you want to die in a hole. Number 1: I would explain what I just said to you, but I don't have the patience or the crayons to help you understand. Number 2: I don't have the energy to pretend that I like you today. Number 3: I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and someone forgot to say 'when'. Anyways, hope you have fun!

yall-i've been listening to all these roasts-lets say, this is more funnier then my own friends

Roses are red, violets are blue, if god made everyone beautiful, then what the hell happened to you?

bro these are amazing my favorite is probably "Your the reason there is instructions on toothpaste" hilarious !

Here is a good roast line"the only mistake god made was you

Hot air rises, what's holding you down?

when you were born, your mom asked the doctor for a receipt.

You’re so basic you come as the default

I won the best arguements

Roses are red violets are blue 2+2= 5 and 5+4= 9 oh wait I made a mistake when I look at you I can’t even think straight

I'm looking for comebacks to basically "Put your book down." that are not mean, but will also get this guy to leave me alone. He is in no position of authority, but I don't want to become the bully. Any ideas?

Here is a good one: bro, your mom is so dumb she bought a spoon to the super bowl

-Your mother was fined for littering/not putting her dog on a leash because she took you out to the park

the one were they say " row row row your bout gently down a cliff"'

I can play Tic Tac Toe on your forehead.

You so fake barbie is jealous